What I’m Watching: Trigger Warning with Killer Mike

Rapper Killer Mike does stunts with a social purpose. But unlike, say, Jackass or Dear White People, he’s not stupid or preachy, and he’s funnier than the supposed professional comedians in those.

E01: Mike tries to live black for 3 days, only buying or using black products from black stores. Cue cruel and sadistic laughter, because that is really damned hard, even in Georgia. The “Figgers” phone is kind of a cheat, because it’s obviously an Android made in China, but it’s a real small network run by a black kid, Freddie Figgers. The look on Mike’s face in the BBQ shop is heartbreaking.

I look a little sideways at his refusal to smoke Mexican weed; I’ve only ever smoked Washington or Canadian, but surely Mexican can’t be that bad, they built a criminal empire on that stuff before legalization.

Still, he makes a good point about how the black community’s been economically destroyed. His idea of a good “Black Friday” where everyone tries to buy black is interesting… but impossible where I am.

E02: Mike proposes replacing STEM/liberal arts schools with trade schools, starting with 1st grade. This one Annoying Red-Headed Kid is, like, the worst example of honkie ambition driving everyone else down you can get. Did Mike ship this kid in by asking every school district in the area for their most awful nerd? I predict 100% that ARHK will make a startup that defrauds people, and he’ll never go to prison.

“I don’t think school teaches you to think. I think school, like prison, teaches you to obey!”

So then he moves on to unemployed adults, and they’re unmotivated, so he comes up with a great idea, which I won’t spoil. Unfortunately, I find most of the people in his idea too unattractive to be effective.

★★★★☆