What I’m Watching: HoboMax

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  • Hey, Beastmaster’s On (seriously it was on a lot in the afternoons)
  • Hobotime (when you couldn’t decide between HBO or Showtime)
  • Skinemax (ah, scrambled cable porn; to this day, static makes me horny (no not really (well, kinda)))

I was ignoring the HBO “Max” launch, but Rolling Stone ran basically an ad/listicle of great movies on it, and so I’ve given it another shot. Site organization is kind of terrible, it’s “Netflix but with more hubs” so you have to poke around all over to see what movies they have. But they do have more older A-list movies, less TV shows.

Currently building up a giant queue by looking at the A-Z list, and then I’ll work thru it, because finding anything on this site is a nightmare.

So far, quite pleased by the selection. It’s not every movie; there’s weird gaps and missing prequels or sequels (they have Yojimbo, but not Sanjuro?! Well, I have that on DVD, but the principle of the thing!), but it’s like a pretty good video store. Not as good as mine back in the day, let alone Scarecrow Video, but you can find something besides Navy Seals.

  • Watchmen (2019 series): 3 eps in. Starts with the Tulsa Massacre and does not get more cheerful. Goes back more to the source comic, including the giant exploding squid, but has the consequences 35 years later. Rather implausibly has President Robert Redford, who would be 80+ at this time; I’m actually surprised he’s still alive in reality. The masked cops are scum, the KKK using Rorschach as a model sucks (atheist anarchist vigilante, not a racist), the FBI’s lead agent is a traitorous bitch, Adrian is a murderous (well, sorta) loonie. Nobody is worth saving. Protagonist cop and old man are… interesting, I guess. But I’m not sure I care. Whole thing’s written by Damon Lindelof, who pisses me off with almost everything he writes and especially the dumb ending of Lost, so no shock there. Kind of a hate-watch, but I’ll likely finish it.

  • Godzilla (1954): Aside from the B&W subtitles being baked in, instead of letting me choose yellow on black as I prefer, and calling it “Godzilla” instead of “Gojira”, a perfectly adequate presentation. As always I sympathize entirely with the monster, Godzilla’s been wronged and the Humans should be crushed under its feet. Serizawa is the real monster. It’s amusing to compare this with Shin Godzilla; in the ’50s, occupied Japan, the security board & Parliament are panicked, but competent at hearing advice and acting on it; in the 2010s, autonomous Japan, the government is completely paralyzed by bureaucracy, the “experts” are only used for PR and any science must be accomplished on the side, until things get close to an extinction event. ★★★★½