What I’m Watching: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E04

I’m not gonna post every ep. S1E03 was a nice normal medical disaster ep, TOS had a bunch of those, every planet’s full of plagues. Backstory for Number One and a bit for Dr M’Benga.

S1E04 is a little more involved.

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Why are they waiting to the final weeks to deliver AIR FILTERING to a shake-and-bake colony? How about you plan ahead a year and then there’s no JIT emergency?

“I’m not going to let some doctor inside my head to try and fix me. I’m not broken, I’m fine.” —Someone who is the opposite of “fine”

Oh, it really is Acheron LV-426 down there. Including Fig “Newt”-on. “The monsters come out and click at night. Mostly.” Kid is never seen again. I really wanted the Gorn to get on board, have a crew hunt in lower decks, Fig escapes and Number One comes in with an exoskeleton and BFG “get away from her, you BITCH!” Anyway. We still haven’t seen a Gorn.

What we do get is a submarine battle against a destroyer group.

Singh: “I will make that adjustment. But I will not lie to them.” Ash: “…about their chances. But, they have my sympathy.”

“Ortegas, full stop”: You can’t full stop in an orbit, inside a gas giant. Newton’s physics still apply here.

It’s the Galileo Two (the same shuttle survives 10 years?!) Never send all your good officers on a suicide mission. And don’t do therapy when you’re supposed to be scouting! The Gorn apparently still use signal lanterns and morse code on their FTL starships; keep banging the rocks together, lizards, you’ll invent encrypted radio someday.

“Suit up, strap in”, says a man on a bridge with no seatbelts. I wouldn’t even want them to develop seatbelt or non-exploding control panel technology now, they never had it on TOS, but don’t lampshade it, maybe?

The actual ship battles are pretty good; they’ve learned a little bit to fight in 3D space, to think about the ships as spaceships and not wet navy battlecruisers. It’s not perfect, their physics is total nonsense, but it’s so much better than almost any Star Trek’s ship fights.

★★★★☆ Either lean a little more into the Alien ripoff, or more into Das Boot.