And another in a week (04-02) about Switch 2.
- Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D: Nice but unneeded.
- Raidou: Remake of a nothing game, eh.
- Shadow Labyrinth: Pac-Mac mecha Metroidvania.
- Patapon: Low-effort remake.
- Yet Another Farm Sim: Farm, date, & fuck every townsfolk! Again!
- Yet Another Metroid Prime: Has Samus not suffered enough? Quake ripoff, not 2D explorer. PSYCHIC ABILITIES. Fuck no.
- Disney bartender game: VAL-HAL-1A but zero fuckable chars, despite ALL OF RULE 34.
- Witchbrook: Pixely magic school. Uh, maybe?
- Eternal Life of Goldman: Nice art. Jumpy puzzles. Maybe!
- Gradius: Repackaged. Good games. Salamander III new zones?
- Necrodancer: Ugh. DLC & leaderboards. UGH.
- Tamagotchi Plaza: I am unclear if you need to constantly eat or die, leaving schoolchildren traumatized.
- Poke mans city. No.
- Super ugly rhythm game.
- virtual game cards: half-assed DRM sharing, 2-week limit. Why?
- SaGa Frontier 2 remaster: Good game, remake unneeded.
- Monument Valley 1, 2: Good games, but you probably played them on your phone 10 years ago.
- Monument Valley 3: Nice.
- Golf.
- Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Cartoon side brawler. Co-op. Maybe? But not as good as Scott Pilgrim or River City Ransom.
- Tomodachi Life: Back for another try at social games! Nintendo never succeeds at this!
- Nintendo Today app: Because you need another in the bewildering variety of Nintendo not-game apps. I for one organize my life around what new thing Nintendo releases, so I'll surely use this as much as the Parental Controls app. Zero.