Encouraging people to write & submit new Hypercard stacks. Which, as a retro-tech challenge, I think is great. But. How about first having a decent modern Hypercard environment?
Why not? There's the classic John Gruber hit piece Why Hypercard Failed:
"Apple PR says it's a dead product so it doesn't matter if you like it! I like the Yankees who are also a bullshit PR project!"
—semantic analysis of all Gruber's posts produced this summary.
Stanislav (not a pleasant or generally useful person to me, but perhaps correct for once), had a different read of Why Hypercard Had to Die:
The reason for this is that HyperCard is an echo of a different world. One where the distinction between the “use” and “programming” of a computer has been weakened and awaits near-total erasure. A world where the personal computer is a mind-amplifier, and not merely an expensive video telephone. A world in which Apple’s walled garden aesthetic has no place.
Apple did have a near-Hypercard tool, Dashcode, which was slightly more technical but not much; it auto-generated placeholder functions and you'd fill them in with JS and use local storage as your database. They never fully supported it, killed it, and pushed Xcode instead, which is like giving kids a backfiring nailgun with no safety instead of a plastic hammer. Now they're ludicrously trying to teach kids BDSM Swift with the lldb debugger repackaged as "Playgrounds". I feel so sad for a kid whose first experience of programming is 100s of "unable to satisfy template constraint" errors; that's some hard unyielding playground equipment there.
There's a few modern variants, but nothing I know of that works:
- Uli Kusterer's Stacksmith is unfinished, has no binary download or web site, and the build instructions are very pro-dev. Last time I tried it I couldn't get it to build, so…
- SuperCard is $180/$280. Ha ha… uh, no.
- HyperNext Studio is based on RealBASIC, and is free, but rarely updated. Does not run classic Hypercard stacks.
So everyone just gives up and uses emulation, because making a new Hypercard is impossible. If you're going to do that, do it the easy way:
My parent was upset I didn't get text messages… which were being sent as SMS to email, vzw000991.text files going straight to junk. Blame Apple's shitty Contacts UI. So then I explained blue vs green bubbles as simply as possible.
Is there a better tech note/post on the topic?
The best thing about not doing iOS dev anymore is never again having to touch an autolayout constraint, the modern GridBagLayout. 🍎🐛
Intel's garbage chips aren't safe on OS X Sierra. Apple doesn't understand how passwords work on High Sierra. I'll just unplug my Mac now.
Every single day when I'm frustrated by JS or any other code, in Atom or BBEdit, I stop for one second and consider that I'm not dealing with Xcode (link via @brentsimmons) anymore, and I just laugh. 😂
So micro.blog has a new icon (apologies for the Twitter link), which looks good if rather pumpkin-spicey on the Mac desktop. But then on iOS they put it on a sterile IVE-1138 white background which is eye-searing gold/white or maybe blue/black. I can't tolerate more of that, and Manton won't listen to reason.
Well, I was living in filth anyway with a Springboard full of random crap, so I cleaned up with Launch Center Pro and a few folders for tools I use all the time, everything else is still in folders on pages 2-3. The custom icons are still a work in progress, I'm just using the cheesy prefab icons in LCP, but at least they're consistent.
So now I have this:
Music app is still ugly, but I need it. The "Safari+" icon is just an about:blank page saved to Springboard, so when I tap that I get a new browser page; I don't think it can be recolored easily. Again, ugly but it's the only one of its kind. Mail's upside-down gradient is embarrassing, how does Apple not see that and FIX IT?! Light should be coming from the top left in all UIs, that was decided on NeXTstep 30 years ago!
If we could have transparent icons, or place icons freely, I could move the chat apps to the bottom, but currently you need a single-color opaque background for icons. Why does Tim Cook's Apple so hate fun and beauty, and let "Sir Jony Ive" (I didn't vote for his tragically un-beheaded "Queen", and a man who would bow to a monarch is no man) inflict his anti-aesthetic on everyone? Why do people follow along with this?
… I'd say "I'm moving to Android!" but that's an even worse shit-show.
So, Apple broke Icon Composer in some recent update. There is no designer replacement except command-line iconutil. WTF?!
And be sure to check out Apple's Developer portal which tells you Clash of Clans and search ads are the Best of 2017.
2 minutes left for the last 14 minutes real-time. Good job, Apple, install it.
So AIM is shutting down on Dec 15: And read that FAQ. "Why?" "We know there are loyal fans". That's not an answer, AOL/Oath!
But fine. I have iMessage and a .Mac @mac.com address, right? I'm a blue bubble, I'm somebody.
Huh. Well, I can send and receive messages, but can't set my status anymore. No IM, no status. My very specific but subtle mood messaging is gone! Why isn't this in iMessage?
- Boy, that Billie Holiday can sing.: From WHY I HATE SATURN, by Kyle Baker, which expresses like 75% of my moods.
- Fuck Xcode: I'm working in Xcode.
- GL_ANGER_MANAGEMENT: Look, I made a triangle appear! No, wait, it's the wrong side of the triangle and now everything is broken and the GPU is on fire.
- Hates the Cloud: Networks are shit, databases are shit, so let's put our databases on the network!
- is a Pepper: Last and only time I joined a movement.
- Jon Postel Has a Posse: Postel's Law and Andre the Giant Has a Posse, but also in the sense that I am a semi-qualified angry mob who will string you up for breaking the Internet.
- Pretentious Mac Bastard: Been called this so many time by jealous Windorks I ain't even mad.
- [REDACTED]: I could tell you about [REDACTED], but then Apple would kill you.
- Turns coffee into code: Working
- Will Xcode for food: Wants to work
- Wielder of the black sword: And even more so the books. If you know what happened at Quarzhasaat, that's what I mean by this.
- Where are my pants?: I just got up. Don't look at me.
- Bananaphone5: This I don't recall. Was there a song from the '60s about a bananaphone?
Anyway, my point is someone at Apple needs to add statuses to iMessage.