Well, it’s on TV+ which normally I treat like a sub-Disney® quality back-alley shithole gutter of the most boring shows ever conceived by AI to lull Humans into submission before mulching the species (that popular one? That’s the one I mean.), but Severance seems fun! Very Office Space, and The Office, and Better Off Ted, crossed with Paycheck (best Baffleck movie; mediocre PK Dick adaptation; worst John Woo), but even more brain fucking and crying. Also some of the Stargate SG-1 episode “Beneath the Surface”.
A woman (Britt Lower) wakes up in a windowless underground office, doesn’t know who she is. A man (Adam Scott, very punchable face but I’m not sure where I’ve seen him before) cries and then goes to work and is chipper and kind of pointless. The office job is pointless, maybe relentlessly stupid. Maybe it’ll make more sense later? Their outside lives are frankly not that good for the kind of pay you’d expect to get for taking this job.
The office maze is driving me a little crazy. I’m pretty sure it’s just a grid. They walk & talk right, right, right, left and are somehow in a different corridor. But they all look the same. The “break room” and “wellness room” are just like the “break pods” at one corp job I had, where it was almost literally a punishment to be sent there if you were having a rough time of it.
The office procedures are repetitive nonsense. The coffee is Rwandan. Literally blood coffee.
The biggest irony of this show is that it looks and acts like Apple already does. If Timmy Apple could do this to people, he absolutely would. Forcibly. With drill holes in the skull. He’s already threatening people with their jobs or coming into the UFO-shaped office to catch plague, what’s a little endless torture in a fluorescent-lit Hell? How did this get past their own self-awareness and PR?
Also doesn’t help that they’re promoting in pre-roll fucking ads wecrashed, a documentary about WeWork’s cult, rise, and fall, which looks excessively like Severance. This isn’t really an SF show, it’s just how corporate workplaces already are. The cyberpunk dystopia of my yout’ is here.
I’m not a fan of the episode length, nearly an hour. Half inside, half outside; but at least so far the inside is fun, light, gets to the point and tells the story, while the outside is long meandering talks with people that drag on for an endless eternity with maybe a minute of plot. I’m going nuts sitting thru this junk. Half length, and it’d be twice as good, as I often say about these bloated streaming waste-of-hours. I don’t get it; there’s no advertising, so why make it take forever?
TV+ continues to be the absolute worst app in a long cycle of shitty apps from Apple. I select the show in the main TV+ window, but can’t see the title of each ep. Guess the next one’s the first unlabelled video blob? Then it opens a player window. Of course you can’t even screenshot, I have to use my iPhone camera if I want to take notes or something (like the weirdo keyboard, or the partial floor map). I’m surprised Apple hasn’t embedded a “don’t take pictures of this” signal in the show. Yet. Just wait until they issue Eyes with content filters.
★★★★☆ so far, aside from the pain in the ass of watching it on TV+.