Does owning a BMW turn you into an asshole, or do only assholes buy BMW? Asking for the jackass who sped backwards at speed into a parking spot the wrong way. 🏎💥
xkcd 2018 CVE list
- 5: I say "Squirrel", which explains why nothing works.
- 17: I do this all the time, using the injection tool "Atom".
CVE-???? Standing in the river zone in Animal Crossing Pocket Camp reboots the iPhone, and every time it does, Nook gets closer. 🐼
The trouble with being up late on the Internet is when you write something, nobody else is up late except people who don't speak your language. So you schedulate the post for breakfast time in your zone, and only the muggles up for breakfast will see it. 🦉
- Computers aren't bad or good, they're just machines.
- Programs aren't bad or good, they just do what the programmer typed.
- Programmers are bad.