Scary Things on Netflix

  • Mindhunter is fantastic, David Fincher-produced '70s period piece serial killer interviews. They made a show just for me!
  • Slasher was so tedious and badly paced I couldn't make it to a second episode. Will try again later, after the first few people are dead.
  • Curse of Chucky, Cult of Chucky: Child's Play keeps on going. When Don Mancini wrote the original, a Teddy Ruxpin/Cabbage Patch Kid/My Buddy gone rogue was impossible but creepy. Now we're on the verge of making robots that can do this. The movies are still fun trash, but don't you ever let a talking redheaded doll in your house or insane asylum, it'll kill you.
  • Patton Oswalt opens his comedy special with shit about Twitter and politics. Nope nope nope. I closed my Twitter for a reason.