Mark Damon Hughes blogs about tech and everything else
What I’m Watching: SpaceX, Collateral, Borderliner, Death in Paradise
SpaceX Falcon Heavy, Starman video: A private rocket put an electric car in solar orbit on its way to Mars, with Bowie songs as accompaniment. Heinlein’s Delos Harriman from “The Man Who Sold the Moon” and “Requiem” would be proud but very confused at it taking until 2018. ★★★★★
Collateral: Pizza boy is killed, and then an endlessly dull police procedural rarely looks at the procedure, instead a bunch of associated characters stop and stare in silence, with occasional whinging, which is to say they’re English. The immigration story about the victim’s family could be interesting, but it’s told very slowly and haltingly. Billie Piper is awful and petulant, which is to say she’s Billie Piper. Labour MP is a whiner, which is to say he’s a Labour MP. A whiny lesbian COE priest shacked up with a cute Vietnamese girl can’t be happy despite living in the first decade in history she wouldn’t be burned at the stake. The killer’s story isn’t well-told, but there’s a story there. For who the killer is, their operational security skills are amateurish and just plain stupid.
Cinematography is annoying, often massively desaturated, out-of-focus “artsy” shots that just look like nothing, then conversations are very hot, flipping camera between people. I hate this soap opera shit, I prefer a cooler, movie-like style. It’s not all teal/orange, but it’s not natural lighting, either.
Gave up on this after E2. I have got to stop watching English crime dramas, because my usual mild Anglophobia at these physically and mentally ugly people is turning into full-on “reenact the Revolutionary War”. Back to French, Dutch, and Scandinavian stuff, and I think there’s some Korean shows I haven’t seen.
Borderliner: Norwegian cop Niko goes home to his small-town family of cops and then gets tangled up in a murder his brother is involved in, and partnered with a very pretty blonde. Procedure isn’t bad, doesn’t jump around between characters too much. Norwegians seem to just say what they mean (or speak a lie straight up) and get on with the plot, which is so refreshing after a buncha whinging English. They are professional brooders, grim figures casting grim shadows even when young and nominally happy, but it comes off stoic and not whiny.
Their reluctance to throw the obvious psychopath in the group to the wolves makes this take longer than needed. Niko’s prior case is hanging like Chekov’s gun for a long time until it goes off.
The War on Some Drugs that drives the plot is stupid, and these stoic, quiet Norwegians and Swedes don’t really have the cutthroat mentality and heavy firearms to do serious drug business.
Anyway, eight eps in, it’s done and ends on a dark, quiet brood. ★★★★☆
Death in Paradise: Still going at S4. Stupid fun, tho Humphrey is the most pathetic detective ever.