Spoiler Warning for S1E7-S1E10.
I should say something nice: I do like the Chariots. They’re not as cool as the 1960s Snow-Cat-based Chariot, but they’re solid vehicles for rough terrain, I’d like a little more interior space and visibility, but if I was a kid with this show on, I would 100% want a Chariot toy and action figures.
Sadly, this ends my nice things, mostly because the writers were knocked unconscious and were unable to finish writing these eps.
You’ve stuck your Chariot in a tarpit. Do you A) Pull out the seats or any other long surface and hop to safety, B) Use the weather balloon rig to fly to safety, or C) Go down with the ship, prepare for ultimate sacrifice (heavy dramatic music), then come up with a wacky plan involving crawling thru tubes? If you are a moron and a writer on this show (but I repeat myself), you choose C.
Judy’s Hippocratic oath and these groundhogs’ inability to put a patch on a fuel tanker dooms everyone. I don’t think Judy could act differently, and the politician is useless, but I would expect spaceship engineer Don West to think first.
Dr Smith’s jig is up. And then she has to take more direct action, which isn’t really her forte. Her plan to use Maureen doesn’t make a lot of sense, when Will’s the only one who knew how to fix the Robot. But happy accidents solve every problem, and now there’s two magic space drives.
Finding out where the drive comes from explains some of the first ep plot holes, but FTL is still magical bullshit, and otherwise unnecessary to this show’s premise.
There’s plot around the politician, and Penny whining, and none of it matters in the least. Waste of screen time.
The Pitch Black monster ripoff and cave full of fuel shit are nonsense: The planet has aquatic hydrocarbon-eaters like the eels, so it’d have a land version. The blind apex predators which are stated to eat everything don’t notice stage-whispering and Scooby-Doo-sneaking right next to them.
Maureen’s behavior is reckless, suicidal, and you’d call CPS immediately, she shouldn’t be in charge of jack shit especially after exploding her husband and Don. She tells her brat “you are a good person”, when Will murdered his pet. I know I’m a little monomaniacal on that, but that is a massive sign of psychopathy, little Michael Myers there should be in a padded cell, not polluting the gene pool of a new world. They’ll have venture capitalists in a few generations.
“Don’t you have any regrets?” “I don’t believe in looking back, that’s how you crash into things.”
— there’s still a few good one-liners.
Dr Smith throws away her helmet and makes herself vulnerable when she should know better, paranoia is her thing. Why is there artificial gravity now, did they run out of budget for wires or CGI? I can’t be sure, because either they need to clean real lenses, or they CGI’d in a bunch of fake lens flares in every goddamned scene. Then there’s a crappy CGI robot battle and a program suddenly thinks a boy who killed it is its friend. And where’s the alien ship in all this? Maybe it’s even more Canadian than I thought, and they’re Mounties like Dudley Do-Right. One planetary infestation by Humans, one Mounty to clean it up.
The plot just drives all over at random, flailing around, and then plays happy music when the writers “and a miracle happened” their way out of any mess. Truly some of the worst plot I’ve ever seen. By this point, I actively loathe Maureen.
I really hope this doesn’t get a second season, much as I like Judy and Dr Smith and even Don, and they managed to lose the Resolute as I hoped for last time; the rest of the Robinsons are still super annoying, and there’s just no chemistry.
★★☆☆☆ for these eps.