Nintendo E3

  • Daemon Ex Machina: Looks like recycled material from the bad Starfox and non-Metroid “Metroid” mecha games. Dire.
  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Cartoony JRPG with pretty art, music, and numbers all over the screen: I love you. I barely remember the first Xenoblade Chronicles game (Wii?), but I’m up for it.
  • Pokémon Let’s Go: I’ve never poked a man and never will, except briefly in Go. The physical Pokéball Plus is a cute idea.
  • Super Mario Party: Video shows way more ethnically integrated families and friends than entirely plausible. It’s Mario Party, pointless but fun little minigames, it’ll be fine. Everyone should have one.
  • Fire Emblem Three Houses: Pretty, seems like there’s more story than usual between the tactical battles, and bigger armies? Cool, tho I expect like all FE games it’ll get dull fast, they never learned to build pressure on the player.
  • Fortnite: The message of the novel (one of my favorites, along with the manga & movie) Battle Royale by Koushun Takami is that totalitarianism thrives on cruelty, people will do almost anything to each other to survive… but resistance and hope through sacrifice is possible. The central message of all these Battle Royale ripoff games is that it’s fun to just murder your friends and classmates and reinforce totalitarianism. So, you know, I’m not a fan of this bullshit.
  • Overcooked 2, Killer Queen Black, Hollow Knight: Ports of indie games, the kind of things worth playing. Nice.
  • Long string of games, but I will call out The World Ends With You, which I loved on iOS until Squenix stopped supporting it, and Apple’s moved the platform so often you can’t rely on it to stay playable. If Squenix gives me back my $20 I’ll buy the game again, Switch would be a really good platform for it.
  • Super Smash DoucheBros Ultimate DX GameCube Elite Pro for Smashing Faces: I have never cared less about a game franchise than Smash, and this I cared about less than usual. But I’m sure it’s super exciting to Smashbros. Samus & Ridley Amiibo might be nice to have, as an old Metroid fanboy.

Have I missed it or did they say nothing about Animal Crossing for Switch?