So, this is adapted from a Grant Morrison comic. Grant’s a crazy person; one of my favorites, but I think adapting his work is a memetic hazard, immanentizing the eschaton.
Take Chris Meloni from Law & Order: SVU, and make him a washed-up drunk ex-cop Nick Sax. Add a CGI blue flying unicorn, imaginary friend of a little girl. … Sure. And a bad Santa who’s kidnapped that little girl. Nick soon convinces himself he’s not hallucinating, but he’s such an asshole he may not care.
This is bizarre. It veers between parody of SVU, itself so earnestly grimdark it wrapped around to comedy, and Roger Rabbit comic antics.
You never feel bad seeing Meloni get beaten, tortured, or hit by a car; he’s very punchable and seems like a bad dude even when playing good, and Nick’s shit. There’s a lot of blood and screaming, it’s as violent as a Friday the 13th film; not quite Eli Roth but not cartoony. There’s a flashback scene explaining how Nick got that way, and it would be traumatic to watch if not so far past plausible.
Almost all the characters are ridiculous caricatures; and then the mother of the girl isn’t. She walked in from some totally different show and everything being insane around her doesn’t faze her, she just wants her kid back.
Happy the unicorn is obnoxious in the way children’s cartoons are, but watching him cope with Nick’s horrible life is amusing.
I don’t know if this is good in any rational sense. Like, if you sat down a normal, well-adjusted person with minimal traumas and made them watch this, they’d hate it and then vomit profusely. I find it kinda charming, a new holiday special up there with Lethal Weapon and Island of Misfit Toys.