Anthology series of adult SF cartoons, produced by David Fincher and Tim Miller (Deadpool director). Which is like Netflix said “hey, Mark, we made a thing exactly for you!” I <3 you too, Netflix!
18 episodes, I watched 8 so far, will see the rest next binge.
Sonnie’s Edge: I instantly recognized this, but couldn’t place it—how could I have seen it already? Impossible! Turns out it’s adapted from a short story in Peter F. Hamilton’s A Second Chance at Eden. What’s weird is I remember it visually, where most of my SF reading I remember as text/lore with a few mental illustrations. Nicely animated 3D, a little bit videogamey and exaggerated. I already knew the twist but I don’t think it’s hard to figure out. ★★★★★
Three Robots: Walker, tiny walker, and weird pyramid robot explore a ruined city and talk too much. Despite withering contempt for Humans (which is entirely deserved), they don’t have enough intelligence to avoid a trap. Meh, I don’t like cats much, but people infected with Toxoplasma gondii will find this hilarious. CGI is adequate. Ah, it’s a short story by John Scalzi, “Three Robots Experience Objects Left Behind from the Era of Humans for the First Time”, which is why it feels like obvious jokes driven into the ground by a humorless boot. ★★★☆☆
The Witness: Rear Window/Run Lola Run with a stripper. Characters look like painted dolls, unfocused “camera” like an Italian giallo flick. Striptease could be erotic if they weren’t so toy-like. Neatly tied up plot, nonsense surrealism but I like it. Alberto Mielgo has a number of other good animations and paintings. ★★★★½
Suits: Farmers in mecha fighting bugs. Weird 3D with cel-shading to look like a cartoon or plastic toys. This is pretty much daily life in Rifts, they even call the bugs “DeeBees” (dimensional beings in Rifts, no definition given here but maybe Damn Bugs?). Decent combat story, a little personality for the farmers, but not deep. ★★★½☆
Sucker of Souls: Archaeology/adventurer team explore a tomb and are not alone. Hand-animated mostly, I think they had to have traced over 3D in several places. Very aesthetically similar to Castlevania. Not much plot, and no chance of further adventures, but I like the team. Written by Kirsten Cross, who writes hack military-horror shovelware books; short form clearly suits her “talents” better. ★★★★☆
When the Yogurt[sic] Took Over: John Scalzi’s shitty parody knockoff of Greg Bear’s superb Blood Music, adapted into weird stick-figure and frizzy-hair CGI blobs, narrated (“tell, don’t show”) by The Brain^W Maurice LaMarche. Sadly no relation to The Stuff, which had a better plot, actors, and special effects. Fucking awful, everyone involved should be drowned in yoghurt. ★☆☆☆☆
Beyond the Aquila Rift: Short story from Alastair Reynolds! Spaceship has a bad wormhole jump/technobabble, ends up somewhere wrong, greeted by a person who shouldn’t be there. Music is excessively on-the-nose. CGI is detailed but videogamey, and the space scenes look right out of some space shooter. ★★★★☆
Good Hunting: An evil man and his stupid son hunt a beautiful Hulijing (Chinese Kitsune), tragedy ensues. Then becomes a weird steampunk thing in Hong Kong. Then a superhero origin story? Hand-animated, good fighting motion, but very flat, I don’t like the style. Based on a short story by Ken Liu ★★★☆☆