Two interchangeable, incredibly dull, incredibly white teenage boys with hidden cameras try to Youtube star their way out of an incredibly dull, incredibly white small town, and then an Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) ripoff starts, but with rather stupid children instead of competent adults.
Slightly creepy stalker vibe, which could’ve been a good variation on the theme, then the pod people start being obvious. As usual, the cops are useless until it’s too late. The girl who joins the party in the second act is more liability than help. Her little brother Joey needs rescuing, but mostly takes care of himself, like Newt in Aliens. A film about him would’ve been far more interesting.
The pod people are strong, fast, hard to kill, organize wordlessly, imitate people tolerably well up close, and yet so stupid they fall for obvious tricks and can’t tell their kind apart from Humans who walk slow and show no emotions. There’s no way they should be able to replace more than a couple people before being noticed and shot by angry townsfolk. They do the open-mouth scream from 1978 with an extra CGI mouth expansion. They don’t get you when you’re sleeping, they just have your naked clone chase you down and hold your head; probably the filmmakers were scared to promote amphetamines. The mass body burnings are grim but a little obvious, unlike the dump trucks collecting bodies in 1978.
There’s very little originality to this, it’s as blunt and linear a ripoff as it’s possible to get, with a little Youtuber narcissism as the only spice. It’s as toothless and non-scary of a “horror” movie as I’ve ever seen. But I’m not bored by it. Certainly it’s better than the military base remake (how are pod people soldiers different from regular soldiers?!), or the incredibly awful Nicole Kidman/Daniel Craig remake with the happy ending. Fuck Hollywood.
This movie’s “not rated”, but at most, it has moments of nude clones with their nipples and genitalia taped over/CGI airbrushed out/blocked by convenient furniture. The most the lead couple manage is a hug and kiss. There’s no real blood, some ketchup stains for bug bites; hitting someone with a rock or pipe, or strangling them, is presented as cartoony, no physical injury shown. The few fights have no choreography, but they’re just mobs grabbing or pushing. Even the one gunfight just has victims fall down, or a little ketchup on the head. It’s basically G-rated. The 1978 film was PG (it’s barely not R, and PG-13 wasn’t added until 1984), and still had more nudity, sex, drugs, and violence.
The ending scene is silly, who is broadcasting that? How are they getting satellite feeds from around the world? Also most Internet services won’t stay up long without Human maintenance. Organizing survivors in Youtube comments is not sustainable.