Finally rewatching Matrix Revolutions, and boy is my suspension of disbelief in this bullshit tired. I would watch Resurrections again now, but it’s no longer on HBOmax, so I guess it’s time to kill my subscription again. These short play windows suck.
It’s weird there’s still pay phones in 2005. Best I can figure they went from 2M in 1997 to <100K in 2009.
I get that Sati is a tiny child/program, so “Trainman” is a fine name for her to use, but the word adults would use is “Engineer” or “Driver”.
“I’ve never heard a program speak of love”, dude, you can make a program speak anything. You do it all the time! LOVE by David H. Ahl But they really missed an opportunity here; the program that thinks it’s a person’s name is “Rama Kandra”, which is so close… if he was only an actuarial program named RAM who believed in The Users.
But, speaking of love, there’s 5 relationships? Neo & Trinity, of course, who don’t really get much time in this film, they’re very moved-in-girl/boyfriend, so it’s less 24/7 humping than the second film. Sati’s parents, who are just NPC programs. There’s Zee & Link, which is somewhat ruined by the very mechanical Nona Gaye replacing the late Aaliyah as Zee so she has no actual on-screen interactions with anyone; Link seems more into the idea of her than the actual girl. Allegedly Niobe & Locke, but they have zero chemistry, Locke clearly only gets off on losing and being whipped by the council. And the Merovingian and Persephone are back together, which is surprising and she doesn’t even hint at her earlier treachery; I guess even programs forgive all for a nice rack.
I think about this stuff to kill time here. Plot resolution of first 24 minutes: Neo waits for a train and his girlfriend has to pick him up.
Every scene drags on too long. Oracle could be resolved in a couple minutes. Cruising home “nobody can fly a mechanical tunnel!” but the tunnel’s plenty wide enough, it’s like a street. Dock fight is an hour of flashing lights.
Why don’t the gun exoskeletons have armor? Like, even a stupid half-barrel welded around them with a faceplate would make them invulnerable to the dumb squids.
How is it Neo takes so long to understand that the only “person” who ever calls him “Mr Anderson” is the “person” he’s facing? If he was The One, he should be like, “YOU!”, and leap to attack.
Most of us when we’re gut-wounded and impaled in multiple places, go “holy shit this hurts”, they don’t have a quiet 10-minute monologue about feelings. More Reservoir Dogs, less Lifetime Special Movie.
I prefer mud wrestling with bikinis, even if it’s Keanu & Hugo.
At least things get accomplished in this two-hour-long drag of a film. A competent editor would’ve taken 15-30 minutes of 2, 40-60 minutes of 3, and made a single good, short movie.
There’s nothing new in this movie, not even stealing from newer movies or tech, it’s just iterating out the scenario of the first movie and almost completely ignoring the second, but it’s mostly competent. It only suffers from nobody being able to tell the Warchowski Siblings “no” in the editing room.
★★★½☆ I think this is the second-best of the series.