I just saw a man wearing a bluetooth earpiece, jabbering away to the air about a meeting and the family of his schizophrenic hallucination^W^W phone caller, and I realized I prefer the horrible nightmare future we’ve ended up in to the ’90s/’00s where that guy still lives.

Penguins

Penguin 1: “Free Software lets us own the means of production, maaan, and fix our own code! We don’t need giant companies making products if we just have emacs!”
Penguin 2: “Yeah, maaan, and also all those giant companies making products should do all the coding for us!”