The new Matt Groening cartoon, at long last! Surely after 4000 years of the Simpsons, and a few seasons of Futurama over the 30-some years it was on and off and on and off, has taught him how to craft a tightly-wound, kickass cartoon!
Imagine the Dark Ages. Imagine plague, filth, terrible rulership by inbred aristocrats, superstition, religious lunatics praying to gods who aren’t there, conquest by savage barbarians… Oh, what fun. Well, it could be. If anyone wrote “jokes” for this.
There’s a princess Bean, who apparently you’re supposed to sympathize with, but she’s loathsome, the kind of shitty inbred mass-murdering spoiled aristocrat you’d hate in real life. An Elf named Elfo, because why even bother trying to make a joke (they did name an elf who left Elfland “Leavo”, which was almost funny… Then beat it into the ground with “Returno”). And a shadow demon “Luci”… ugh… which everyone agrees is her cat. Nobody has a personality, just a one-beat repetitive routine. Bean wants to get drunk. Elfo is a goody-goody who wants to date the princess, but of course never will. Luci says “evil” things like “get drunk”. It’s like a world made of the NPCs from a CRPG. They walk in circles saying one of a few recorded lines.
The plots are tedious and unoriginal, even by the standards of extruded cartoon product like Simpsons. There’s an occasional fight, which would at least change this from boring to some kind of adventure show? But they’re short, slow-paced, lot of talking in between the occasional axe swing.
In comparison, watch an episode of Berserk, and you’ll see great art, giant swords cleaving people apart, a fairy sidekick who’s not awful, in a world far darker than this but far funnier, too. I’m fairly eager to see Castlevania S2 on Oct 26. I’m still watching thru the Godzilla anime, which is dumb as hell but amuses me at least half the time.
With anything Groening touches, of course, we need to talk about sexism and racism, see the Problem With Apu. In this case, the boring fantasy kingdom shows male honkies in charge, a few black (or blue & froglike) people off to the side. Women other than Bean are entirely subservient, medieval European gender roles followed 100% up through S1E5. The black vizier is of course evil and perverted; like, how could you expect otherwise from Matt?
I’m disenchanted with Disenchantment. It might be the dullest thing I have ever seen. I would ask Netflix for my money back, but, you know, watching other stuff.