10 very pretty people wake up with amnesia on a beach, on a deserted tropical island. As they wander, they find useful items for survival. If they go in the water… da-dum da-dum… They have some stupid interpersonal drama.
Then the very telegraphed “twist” happens; which given the staticky intro effect, and the unreal nature of many events, should be no surprise at all.
Up thru E2 it’s a mediocre Lost with really terrible dialogue and deliberately no character development. Then E3 is the exposition ep, but the writing is even worse, with a fat moron not answering questions, then terrible caricatures of academics not answering questions. The only saving grace is one good action scene. But these supposed future police have no idea how to handle prisoners, they’re like the idiot cops in Demolition Man trying to handle Wesley Snipes, but this isn’t intended as dark comedy.
★★½☆☆ as of E3 out of 7 — If I hadn’t seen Lost, The Cell, or Demolition Man, I’d think this was at least sort of creative. Probably some people will call out The Matrix, but that’s a happier kind of prison.
The thing of casting only pretty people for the island and often ugly ones for outside is a shallow trick, and I find it kind of insulting.