I’ve been watching since slightly before the Centralized Comedy run off VHS tapes of KTMA. My USENET headers listed my location as “The Satellite of Love”. My ideal cast is Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo, Trace Beaulieu as Crow T. Robot and Dr. Forrester, Frank Conniff as TV’s Frank. I’d have loved for Joel to stay and keep writing, but he’s too nice to the films to be the host. I wish Jim Mallon had done more as Gypsy, I don’t like the later Gypsy roles much at all. I’m OK with Bill Corbett playing Crow or being a RiffTraxxer, but I’m a bit of a stick in the mud about it. One night in the ’90s while watching shitty movies, Carnosaur to be precise because it’s seared into my memory, I snapped and cut out a Joel & the bots outline in cardboard, sharpied it black, and taped it to the bottom of my TV screen, where it remained for a decade until I stopped watching live TV.
All of which is to establish that I’m a Mistie before I say: Cancelling this new show is a mercy killing. Jonah’s maybe the least funny, blandest mayonnaise-on-white-bread person who has ever appeared in a comedy show in even a bit part, and he’s supposed to be the host. I like Felicia Day & Patton Oswalt as much as the next nerd, but they’re in like 5-10 minutes of an ep. Very Old Joel Hodgson appearing as not-himself or doing ad bumpers for it, propped up in a chair because like Cameron Mitchell, he drinks on set, is kind of sad. Big expensive sets and special effects that aren’t simple squibs or something held in front of a single camera are anti-MST3K; money does nothing for this show.
RiffTrax, MST3K, and ShoutFactoryTV all have Twitch channels with old and new shows. While RedLetterMedia doesn’t do entire shows on Best of the Worst, they do enough you can follow along at home. It is a golden age of riffing, with actual funny hosts, but it’s just not in the official “MST3K” show.
(It’s somewhere between antagonizing and funny—but not too funny—that RiffTrax’s outro says unauthorized duplication is illegal, when MST3K’s entire existence was due to “make copies, circulate the tapes, we only exist because fans tell each other about us”).