Author: mdhughes
Why I Hate Saturn-world of assholes
Socially awkward
Socially awkward people uni…te… stand quietly in corners not making eye contact and looking at our phones. ?
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I revived & updated an old JS tech demo and I'm starting to add tools (and very trivial games, if I feel nostalgic).
I wrote the first version of this in BASIC back around 1980-2, and I've been using my Python version with more tools, but this is prettier.
What I'm Watching: Death in Paradise
- Death in Paradise: Dorkiest of all dorky English dork DIs Dick Poole is sent to a Carribean island to solve the weekly mystery murders with sexy local DI Camille Bordey and goofy island cops (Dwayne is Danny John-Jules, Cat of Red Dwarf fame!). Too perfectly fit puzzles, no random craziness, but good comfort watching.
[Update 2018-03-07] S3 replaces Dick with Humphrey Dogood or some such, hapless and disorganized, almost a parody of a detective, and many eps use repetitive flashbacks, and people standing next to people monologuing, rather than conversations. The supposed screenwriter in one ep is writing a script full of novel-like editorializing, rather than an actual script, which suggests to me they fired all the writers and hired amateurs. Looking at the list of episodes backs that up; eps not written by Robert Thorogood are mostly dire. The appearance of Clarke Peters (Lester Freamon!) is a nice surprise. I miss '80s TV shows that would recycle actors constantly.
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Many Coffee Machines on Ix. New Machines.
My new coffee buddy, Ninja CF087. I can't be trusted to make french press first thing in the morning. 4 size settings by 4 brew densities, and a timer, for $99 at Bed Space Above & Beyond. Also, comes with a milk frother and a 135-page book of recipes for coffee drinks and foods. That's a dangerous way to feed my habit.
First half-pot on "rich" is only ★★★½☆, drinkable and strong but not the tastiest, but that's as much because I'm at the tail end of a bag of beans. I think it'll be better with new beans.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shakes,
The shakes become a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
—Mentat scribe Mark Stein
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BMW
Does owning a BMW turn you into an asshole, or do only assholes buy BMW? Asking for the jackass who sped backwards at speed into a parking spot the wrong way. ??
Radar: Open Link
Transformation Wednesday Music
- Burning from the Inside, by Bauhaus
- Seventh Dream of Teenage Heaven, by Love and Rockets
- Still, by Joy Division
- Movement, by New Order
- Power, Corruption, & Lies, by New Order: Ever have one of those Proust madeleine moments? This album, and "Age of Consent" in particular, just hit me with one of those so strong I've spent the last hour in a daze figuring it out.
- Seven and the Ragged Tiger, by Duran Duran
- The Power Station
- So Red the Rose, by Arcadia
WeLive
Someone read J.G. Ballard's High-Rise, or more likely watched the movie, and thought "That's a great business plan!"
No reports yet of dead bodies in the penthouse pool. Yet. ?