"Cat Person" is Mary Sue insertion fanfic about the origin of Logan's Run: Gross, hairy, flabby old people over 30 years should be executed/"renewed" at Carousel, so only pretty young people with hairless, plastic surgery-improved bodies get to have sex.
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Isabelle Waits
Photos "Just Works"
"Just works", my shiny metal ass. I have a bunch of photos on my iPhone, go into Photos, select, action, wait… Airdrop doesn't show up. Aggravating, where's Dropbox action? Missing. Have to switch over to Dropbox app. At this point I'm shocked that works.
MacOS Quality as Measured by Update Release Rate
This is what happens when there's no engineers left at the top, just finger-painters and bean-counters. This is Apple becoming IBM or Microsoft.
Man, I miss 10.4 Tiger.
Little Piggy
"Give me all your candy canes, little piggy, and nobody has to go on the grill."
RIP Jambox mini
RIP Jambox mini which I have been using for 4 years, 8 hours per night, as my white noise speaker, despite weak power supply and shitty bass. Last year Jawbone stopped software updates. This summer Jawbone went bankrupt. Now it won't even turn on, and they can't replace it.
Root Happens
Everyone laughs at Old Man Mark who won't upgrade to High-as-in-420 Sierra until it's fully, uh, baked. Then root happens
Apple's Forced Updates
Apple, @tim_cook, seriously, fuck off with these new OS version updates. Quit nagging me every day, I don't want High-as-in-420 Sierra on my Mac yet, and sure don't want iOS 11 on my soon-to-be-retired iPhone 6S.
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp Protips
My AC:PC is now waiting for a 6 hour item to craft. So, my #protip list thus far:
- Check the craft time before hitting OK! You can't cancel an item!
- Always do orange chat options first, they have rewards.
- Someone please put some stuff up for sale, I want the buyer cheev.
Twitter Shuts Down Abusive Account for 11 Minutes
Shut down that account forever, Jack. You know it's for the best. Twitter Shuts Down Abusive Account for 11 Minutes