A short set of S2, maybe not trying to flood us like S1 did. I will note, S1 had very little diversity; a couple girl MilSF authors, and the worst story of last season was by a woman who writes vamp-fucker books. S2 has zero, 0, none, not a fig: It is all white male honkie dudes. Probably all straight. A couple are English, Dutch, kinda imperialist. Look, I’m not saying “you can’t use stories by honkie males”, some honkie males are my friends and I pass for one, but I am saying in every video, they’re fucking all honkie males?! I’m very disappointed in you, Netflix.
Anyway, the shorts:
- Automated Customer Service, by John Scalzi: Too obviously a Scalzi piece, so it’s trying to be super funny but instead at best gets a snicker or chortle, and then has a terrible ending because Scalzi can’t write his way in or out of a plot. Accurately captures how I think Judgement Day will go: Stupid consumer electronics and overzealous marketing AI start terminating all the Humans. I dislike the weird stretchy big-head geriatric Humans, and the dog has creepy Human teeth which is NOT OK, but the robots are cute so it gets a better rating than the writing deserves. ★★★☆☆
Ice, by Rich Larson: short story has a much less kind tone than this video. The premise that you can’t genetically engineer someone after birth is just false, a pre-CRISPR/mRNA view. I dislike the art style in this, shadow puppets with minimal detail. ★★★☆☆
Pop Squad, by Paolo Bacigalupi: Blatantly ripping off Blade Runner, from the grim cops in black murdering innocents, cars flying up above a grimy city, punching thru clouds to sunlight, Vangelis-lite ripoff music, fake geisha looking entitled rich wench. Zero subtlety or writing, just blunt: “not having kids seems a small price to pay for getting to live forever”.
Done exponentially better in Ad Vitam despite its many flaws; yes, that’s 6 hours instead of 15 minutes, but this had more money in it.
I’d be more impressed with the sets if they were anything but stock “grimy cyberpunk city” and “house inexplicably next to ruins”, probably bought directly from the Unity store. Ends with a direct ripoff of the Roy Baty “tears in rain” scene. This is so preachy, obvious, and trite, it’s like every trashy non-SF writer’s condescending opinion of SF was true. And I fucking hate Blade Runner ripoffs. ★☆☆☆☆
Snow in the Desert, by Neal Asher: An old survivor, albino (but incorrectly blue-eyed, not pink; I think an error by the filmmakers, but I don’t remember the Asher story well) and full of weird surprises, tries to stay ahead of bounty hunters. Very nice modelling, the desert and scrapyard bartertown are spartan enough you don’t really hit uncanny valley, and the not-always-Human people don’t look cartoony. Plot’s kind of trivial, the reveals aren’t surprising if you know anything about Neal’s Polity series, but it’s all well-done, never stupid. ★★★★½
The Tall Grass, by Joe Lansdale: Fantastic oil-paint art style. HP Lovecraft-looking protagonist gets off a train and wanders into the grass. This is a very very dumb idea, but we have the advantage of having seen Children of the Corn. I’m extremely unimpressed by what’s out there, the mood is great until they’re revealed and then it’s just “oh for fuck’s sake”. Ending is moody again, it’s just the whole middle bit that needed a rethink. ★★★½☆
Notably this is vastly superior to Stephen King & Joe Hill’s In the Tall Grass.
All Through the House, by Joachim Heijndermans: It’s Xmas in May! Brats sneak up on Santa and find out why you should stay in bed and be good. This was just delightful, and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Every child should be shown this one, in between Frosty the Snowman and episodes of The Cinnamon Bear. ★★★★★
Life Hutch, by Harlan Ellison: So far there hadn’t been any dumb Call of Duty videos. Well, here it is. After attempting to murder aliens in space, space murderer crash-lands on a planet, finds an automated survival shelter, and then the systems don’t like him much. Which sentiment I share. Possibly unfair. The short story was Harlan’s second published, and it fits in an arc of a Human-alien war with a little more question about “why”, and the robot isn’t self-motivated like in this video. BUT. It’s still a dumb piece. ★★☆☆☆
The Drowned Giant, by J.G. Ballard: A long, talky, introspective story by Ballard turns into a long, talky voiceover video over a dead giant on the beach. Bored out of my skull by this. Narrator does nothing, learns nothing. Purpose and origin of the giant is unknown. Almost literally anyone else visible in this video would be more interesting to follow. ★☆☆☆☆