Cat Person

"Cat Person" is Mary Sue insertion fanfic about the origin of Logan's Run: Gross, hairy, flabby old people over 30 years should be executed/"renewed" at Carousel, so only pretty young people with hairless, plastic surgery-improved bodies get to have sex.

RIP Jambox mini

RIP Jambox mini which I have been using for 4 years, 8 hours per night, as my white noise speaker, despite weak power supply and shitty bass. Last year Jawbone stopped software updates. This summer Jawbone went bankrupt. Now it won't even turn on, and they can't replace it.

AIM-less

AIM is being shut down and the Kids Today™ are sad. LiveJournal was driven under by Facebook, then bought by Russians and murdered for being gay. ICQ is still going, but nobody uses it. I miss USENET 🙁 . Blogs & blogrings were killed by Twitter but some of us are posting again.