Been reading a lot of math-heavy research all morning, and Rob's helped me work through my anger. So now I'm ready to start some shit.
But A) I'm 3x their age and use my phone more, B) Throwing someone's phone is assault and destruction of $600 property, not a funny anecdote to end an article, and C) Teenage Suicide Don't Do It (now your Saturday Music)
"In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of
military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with
Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly
with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed.
The system goes online August 4th, . Human decisions are removed
from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It
becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic,
they try to pull the plug."
—Terminator 2: Judgement Day
And there's Wednesday Music, too:
In honor of Rick & Morty:
They always said that the living would envy the dead.