Harv’s island has an ABD terminal, so you don’t need to bring 800,000 bells along. Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because while you can donate partway to all of the shops, when you finish one it’s done for the day, you have to wait for tomorrow. And this is why I have Katrina the fortune-teller first, and nothing that I want. “It’s fine, I think.” as Booker used to say.
You get Brewster on the first Kapp’n island, and it’s very normal, boring. The next island is very unlike this, and here I got tomatoes! I assume all the veg have to be discovered on islands, which I’ll be running every day. I’ll probably post my garden when it’s all productive.
None of the Kapp’n islands I’ve seen yet (one per day, so: 2) have wasps in the trees. Weird. I’ll still check every one with a net out, of course, I’m scarred for life.
So anyway now I can make some of the food. Any “kitchen” will do for making food; I’ve long had a diner modelled on Johnny Rockets in my side room, so the system kitchen in there is fine, or the gas ranges. Sadly campfires don’t seem to be kitchens.
Trouble is, I only really use food on the islands, to break rocks. And normally I just carry a stack of apples with me. Oh good grief, I drank “Tomato Puree” to get it out of my inv, and it was worth 5 meals. Just guzzled down a six-pack of katsup, as one does. Well, happily I have a couple toilets in scenic poopin’ spots around my island… yes, before the Rick & Morty episode. In case you didn’t know, using a toilet removes all your “meals” so you don’t break rocks & dig up trees you didn’t mean to. UUUURP! But now this means I have to do all the non-breaking work on an island (hitting rocks!), then eat the food I brought, then finally break all the things.
The iPhone NintendoSwitchOnline app has a “Nook Link” section, which has been generally useless, but they’ve added a bunch of new rewards (toilet paper! After 2 years since the start of pandemic, finally Nook gets some TP in!) and utilities, the Newsletter is pretty interesting, even tracks your turnip prices.
The big 2.0 update is finally out! Takes a while to download & install, had to leave it on the charger and keep waking it up so I could see any progress.
First thing up, Isabelle gives a short talk about the ordinances, and island tours. Then Tom Nook spammed my mailbox with new services. Will get to those in a minute.
But then while putting away my junk, changing clothes to be minty-fresh, Eugene comes in, and challenges me to a game of Hi-Lo cards. The villagers can come over to visit now! That wasn’t mentioned in any news about the update! Maybe they always could, but my house is on the far side of the river, with no way to reach it from the village center.
Also, it’s now the start of mushroom season, so the ground is cluttered with X spots to dig, and little treasures everywhere. It’s a nice time to refresh the game.
Turns out Brewster doesn’t just appear, you have a quest to find him. Talk to Blathers to find out how…
Get to the Town Hall, and still Tom Nook can’t take a check on my ABD account, I have to half-empty my inventory to hold 700,000 bells to pay for more storage. Worth it, but annoying. Isabelle’s prices on town ordinances are much more reasonable, a mere 20,000. Meanwhile, make sure to check the Nook Shopping, both for seasonal lanterns, and for new KK Slider records!
And there’s a bunch of Nook Miles things to buy, which is fine, I have 479,000 Nook Miles. Yes, that’s an insane amount. I see people scrabbling for 1000 in their reset islands, and I just laugh and Scrooge McDuck into my pile of miles… I don’t know how that metaphor works.
I’m not sure what the point of the “Island Life 101” app is, it has no tips at present.
“Pro Camera App” is great, almost first-person 3D graphics in this year 2021! But you still can’t rotate in most areas, because the models are completely false-front.
The “Wooden Storage Shed” may be a massive game-changer! It’s just access to your home storage anywhere. I have crafting stations all over, each one has 1 or 2 tables with wood, stone, iron, sticks… I can replace most of those with a shed.
The “Donation Box” is semi-useless? You can put bells in it, 1000 at a time, or take them out. Tips for visiting another island are usually like a whole bag of bells or more? So this is kind of silly. Unless the villagers deposit in it. I’ve left it in my outdoor café and will see if anything happens. Given how useless they are at funding bridges, I don’t expect much.
There’s an “ABD” furnishing (but no recipe) so you can get cash anywhere. I’ll put one of those by my house.
I’ve of course chosen the Nite Owl ordinance, but it won’t affect anything until tomorrow, so will see how that works out, too. If I can just shop and see KK Slider, that’d be a nice change.
Catching fish can teach new recipes, so far I’ve found Dab and Horse Mackerel. More fishing is definitely needed.
That’s about all for today, I’ll do the island tour & Harv’s island tomorrow. Probably have weeks or months of finding new stuff.
Nintendo’s said this is the last major update, and the first/last/only paid DLC for the Happy Home Designer thing. But it’s a good way to go out, if so. Earlier games on cartridge never got updates, of course, so we’re just spoiled.
Not a great Direct to start the year. bold for things I’m interested in.
Xenoblade? No, it’s just Smash. My interest in Smash is zero.
Famicom Detective Club: Very interesting, I’ll be picking these up if they’re not unreasonably priced. Pre-order is nonsense in a digital store.
Monster Hunter is offensive, trophy hunting innocent animals not for meat, but because you’ve encroached on their land.
Mario Golf: No interest, even tho I enjoy some golf games, largely because it’s Joycon based and I have a Switch Lite.
No More Heroes III: “Save the world!” It’s yet another NMH game, you do stupid chores in an “open world” with nothing in it, then fight in an arena, and literally jerk off with your blade to charge it back up. Plot means nothing here. Another Joycon game. Hard pass.
DC Super Hero Girls: FFS STOP MAKING THAT NOISE! The shrieking pitch of the characters aside, this is not for me.
Miitopia: Miitopia should be Nintendo’s social network, shared world thing, if they had any ability to operate anything social. Instead it’s now a bad JRPG. Pass, and despair.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons: Super Mario Items: OH YES GIMME! Especially the warp pipes, my house is up on a high cliff, separated from “town” by the river, so no villagers can reach it. But it also takes me forever to get home. So now I’ll put one warp at my house, one on the far side of city center.
Project Triangle Strategy: The game is named for its genre, a rock-paper-scissors triangle, strategy game. With some of the most cliché dialogue I’ve ever heard in a game. Where it does show gameplay, it’s kind of similar to Jeanne d’Arc without the cute character design, clever story, or deep tactical combat. If it turns out good despite first impressions, I’ll reconsider.
Star Wars Hunters: Zero gameplay trailer. Buy it because you’re such a Star Wars nerd despite the last 40 years of mostly bad Star Wars, or don’t. Pass.
Hyrule Warriors: Ha ha no. Really dumb “action fighting” game with inappropriate Zelda skins. Almost any other game is better than this trash.
Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword HD: Interesting enough, and they seem to have adapted the Wiimote/Joycon controls to the Lite OK. I played on Wii and it was passable but not great; if you didn’t, it’s worth trying.
Splatoon 3: Zero gameplay trailer. A little bit of character customization in a shoot-em-up where that won’t matter a bit.
Capcom Arcade Stadium: Free-to-start in-app-purchase arcade. I’m downloading it now. [later] So, some of the games at least are free, but you have to “buy” each one separately in the Nintendo eShop™. Ghouls & Ghosts has maybe the worst controls I’ve ever seen, I get tangled on diagonal jumps and die. It is sadness.
Bravely Default II: Looks fine, probably worth playing if you like this kind of thing. Pre-order, so can’t tell now.
Knockout City: It’s like Smash, but team-based. But it’s not even Smash. Total pass.
Outer Wilds: You have 22 minutes… Stop. No. I hated Majora’s Mask, will not put up with this bullshit in sppaaaaace. I want to lazily coast around looking at and doing things at my own pace, and the Sun exploding puts a crimp in my game style.
Plants vs Zombies: Adequate early iPhone tower defense game, long outlived its sell-by date, more of a touch interface game. Do not pay anything for this.
Samurai Warriors 5: I love samurai sword-fighting, and sort of like fighting games, but there’s not much there, and the ridiculous superpowers ruin the historical fighting concept.
Ninja Gaiden: Master Collection: You are the legendary ninja Ryu Hayabusa… You fight giant crabs, because that’s what ninja do, right? These are all fun games, “ninja” in name only, very stupid, but fun.
Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse: Slightly funny joke is carried on way too long.
World’s End Club: Very cartoony/Flash-animation endless runner with cutscenes. Not much game to the game.
Neon White: Very weird “flying cards shoot angels” game, with at least 3 art styles mashed together incoherently. Pass.
Legend of Mana Remastered: It’s a great game, one of the prettiest action RPGs of the old times. I have it on iPhone, old graphics upscaled. I don’t think I like the new graphics, the original pixel art was perfect.
SaGa Frontier Remastered: Great game, art update. Unlike Mana, I think the art could use an update; I’m not sure I like this, but it may be better.
Finally got my town rating up to ★★★☆☆, K.K. Slider to visit, and unlock terraforming! \o/, so I’ve been digging all day:
Not a huge visible difference, the basic layout was nearly perfect (I would’ve preferred a mirror image where my mountain estate was on SW corner instead of SE, but I’m fine with it; it’s the same layout as my Wild World village), but I moved the river course up against town hall to make a lot more space, added chokepoints (marked with path dots visible on the map) where I can jump across rivers, I’m still thinking about a couple more chokepoints or maybe river stepping stones?. Put a secret passage (covered in paths so nothing’ll grow there) out to the north beach where Redd’s ship pulls up. The temptation exists to build complex mazes, wipe out all the random character of the island, but so far I’m resisting. A dungeon hidden behind a mountain might be fun, though.
One frustration of this is, you can’t change beachfront or the big rocks. I have some very inconvenient rocks in my east beachfront; pulling the cliffs back a couple blocks helped, but it’s still not a straight run.
Another is, the entire user interface for building is “press A to do stuff”. What stuff happens depends on whether you’re 1 pixel forward or back of a grid border. Maybe you’ll build up, maybe you’ll rip down and create a slope, maybe you’ll lower the block. You can’t tell until you do it, and there’s no grid lines, laser pointer, or undo. There’s 14 in-game buttons and 2 joysticks Nintendo could’ve used to put each function on its own button, but they didn’t. Of course, the rest of the interface is Nintendo Awkward, so why wouldn’t this be? But it’s a long sight from Minecraft (Java edition) where you can instantly hit 1-9 for items/tools, left click to hit, right click to build/place. Maybe they think the target market only knows Minecraft (Pocket edition) which has equally shitty controls, so being usable isn’t necessary?
Playing the stalk market (buying and selling turnips) requires a little accounting, so I made a spreadsheet:
After 2 weeks of delay, my Switch Lite finally shipped. I should’ve got it earlier, I know, but there was nothing else I wanted.
The device is bigger than I expected, not easily pocketable (unless you wear a ScottEVest windbreaker with giant cargo pockets like I do), the screen’s nice, the sticks are a little stiff and the D-pad’s very stiff, but all those will loosen with use. Good but not best Nintendo quality hardware. Power brick is awkward, I ended up having to put it on an extension cord from my power strip. I haven’t stress-tested battery life, but 1 hour of Animal Crossing = 10-15%, which means I need a recharge whenever I’m not using it.
There’s no security to the device, AFAICT: I would like it to require a PIN to start, but instead it just makes you tap A three times and then anyone can play with it. At least I have my password on anything in the shop, but do not let anyone have physical access to your Switch!
I’m unpleased with the Switch UI, but that’s true of most consoles. Half the time it’s easier to tap on the screen than try to use the buttons to do anything. The main UI is fairly annoying: A single bar of games, sorted in order you last played. No way to pin “favorites” at the front. There’s plenty of room to have a 2-high grid, but they don’t. There’s nothing like the Wii Weather & News apps, alas. Nintendo keeps having good ideas then giving up on them.
Note: I’m going to abbreviate all the Animal Crossing games: ACWW (Wild World, on the DS), ACPC (Pocket Camp, the mobile game), ACNH (New Horizons, on the Switch).
I did a digital purchase for ACNH, and it took a while to install but it’s a straightforward process. And I got 300 “gold” on the eShop, which I used to buy Tetris, NES, SNES, a jigsaw puzzle, and a mini golf game, just to have something else in my game bar. The only other thing I’m really interested in is the new Clubhouse Games, coming in June. I have the old one on the DS, and it was a great pack of minigames, I’m expecting the new one to be even better.
So finally ACNH finishes downloading.
The avatar is still not a full Mii. I don’t understand this; Nintendo has a perfectly nice, universal avatar-creation system. You can use it all over the UI. You can’t use it in the damned games, you have to pick from a handful of potato-looking faces on a single head. My aquiline nose is reduced to a flat triangle. No beard. The only long hair either has bangs, or is wavy; so I went with that. It’s better than earlier Animal Crossing games which lock you down to male or female, tiny set of very conservative Japanese hairdos, facial features chosen at random, but it’s not good. Not every game has to be Second Life or Elder Scrolls with 100 sliders for lip twitch and eyebrow fluffiness, but the Mii editor is RIGHT THERE. LOUDEST DRAMATIC SIGH POSSIBLE.
I pick my island layout, which cuts off the north and east just like my old ACWW island, and name it the same, Yama (technically Naraka is more accurately the Buddhist underworld, but I prefer the shorter name of the lord of the dead; I’ve done the Kami/Yama thing in my videogame names for 35-40 years now). The downside of my layout is early game I only have 1/3 of the island accessible, until I get a vaulting pole, which hasn’t happened on day one/night one. But later, I’ll have splendid isolation for my base in the SE peninsula, put all the villagers & services in the noisy SW area, and my groves up in the north.
The buttons are never fully explained, at least not in the digital version:
L stick: Move
R stick: Shift camera up/down, left/right does nothing
A: Action, Hold in inventory to drag items
B: Cancel in menus, Run while moving
Y: Take Item
D-Left: Prev Tool
D-Right: Next Tool
-: Save & Quit
Left Lower (LZ): Nookphone
Right Lower (RZ): Reactions (unlocked later)
If you were playing ACPC, then once you’ve linked your account, you can get access to a special store from the Nook terminal of several ACPC items. Linking instructions. I’ve so far only bought the Campsite sign and Market Square flags, but I might just get everything once I have the bells. ACPC also gets 50 leaf tickets, but I’ve quit cold turkey a couple weeks ago, it’s over. Nintendo sent out a survey which basically asked if you were ever going to play ACPC again, and I said no. This is a little unfair, in that ACPC is a slightly entertaining Animal Crossing-themed game, it’s not terrible, but it’s not as good as having your own unique island, and all the furniture and clothing you can only get for paid currency leaf tickets in ACPC is annoying.
My starting animal friends are Diva (purple, elegant frog) and Lyman (green koala); Diva’s OK, she was a regular in my campsite in ACPC, I don’t know Lyman but he’s been friendly and not too stupid. I know they’ve lightened up a lot of the animal personalities from the old games, so I keep expecting cruelty or idiocy and they don’t do it. Still, I’m pining for some of my favorites like Bunnie, Fauna, Cherry, Tex, or even dumb jock Jay, I wish we got some choices here.
The Nook shop/Resident Services is your main HQ for a while. You need to turn in fish and bugs to Tom Nook until he calls Blathers over. Then you can sell everything, or stack it up outside your house to wait for the museum…
Timmy Nook buys and sells items; one thing I didn’t realize early on was you can hit R on the buy list, and go from some crappy furniture (an oil drum and a water cooler, in my case) to a screen full of tools! Including the slingshot! I saw a balloon with a present first day and couldn’t get it because I didn’t have the slingshot yet! He also has several recipes, flower seeds, medicine, and such. That should be the front screen of this shop. I’m so mad at this UI now.
The “DIY For Beginners” recipe pack he sells includes Hay Bed, Stone Stool, Old-Fashioned Washtub, Frying Pan, Wooden-Block Toy, and Ocarina. To get into any furniture like the stool, you just walk into them, and can then rotate around with the stick. It takes a little getting used to, but my campsite’s coming along; tho I’ll have to move it soon.
Tommy Nook is useless so far, he tries to give advice but it’s all pretty obvious.
Fishing is much easier than ACWW, not as trivial as ACPC. There’s some aiming and luring skill needed, but not much. You can’t apparently scare them off easily. Bug catching is about the same as ACWW, but you can’t scare the bugs off as easily either; ACPC was savage in that, you’d walk by a bug you wanted and it’d vanish. Catching my first tarantula was a bit of a Most Dangerous Game hunt, but it didn’t get me. The damned wasps got me twice on the first day, but then Diva gave me the Medicine recipe, so I won’t have to pay for the stuff at least.
Crafting starts out with very limited recipes, nothing like the Minecraft grid where everything is possible if you have the materials. But turn in a few fish & bugs to Nook, talk to the animal friends, find bottles on the coast, or shake trees, and you’ll find more.
Getting materials can be a little tricky at first. For instance, trees drop one branch on first shake, then often none for a few shakes, THEN they drop up to 9 more. So I spent one loop around the island getting only one branch per tree…
Inventory management is a serious pain, you can’t move items between slots like Wild World, you have to drop items, then pick them up in the order you want. Every time I break a flimsy tool, I’m back to sorting inventory out. You also can’t split stacks, except one at a time; if you want to keep 50 weeds but sell the rest, pound sand.
Of course Animal Crossing follows real time. You can lie about your time zone or change hemisphere, or “time travel” by screwing with the Switch’s clock, but I’m not going to do that. Today is today. With my night/day schedule, I can see morning daylight when I’m about to hit the sack and do my final play of the day, and my wake-up/grind part of the day will mostly be at night, which works fine. Just make sure I keep a net ready at all times to catch tarantulas, because Animal Crossing tries to kill night owls.
I’ll get my friend code tomorrow and post it in the next update, and in my About page.
To get photos off the Switch is kind of a pain in the ass. You can transfer them to microSD, do a hard shutdown (hold down “power” 10 seconds), move the SD to your computer, extract, put it back, power back on. UGH. Or spam them 4 at a time to Twitter or Fuckbook, so my post-syndication-only Twitter is now posting ACNH screenshots irregularly, enjoy.