Status: Coke Is It.
(why are there no Coke/Pepsi/Generic-Brand Soda emoji?; answer: Cup With Straw was added, but my obsolete Sierra and iOS 10 installs can't display it)
Statuses
CS Larva
CS Larva
My first infinite loop was summer, age 10, only because I hadn't seen a computer until the year before. My pre-college computing skills were 90% self-taught; LOGO class at ~12 and a year of "comp sci" at 14 were minimal. ⌨️?
Autolayout
The best thing about not doing iOS dev anymore is never again having to touch an autolayout constraint, the modern GridBagLayout. ??
Intel
Intel's garbage chips aren't safe on OS X Sierra. Apple doesn't understand how passwords work on High Sierra. I'll just unplug my Mac now.
The Humans were still out Humaning around
It was nice and dark, so I foolishly went outside, but the Humans were still out Humaning around. Took me twice as long to run errands, and saw one wreck and one near-wreck. Last time I make that mistake this winter.
Micro Monday
All of our friends from ADN: adnfinder.herokuapp.com
#micromonday WTF is Micro Monday
Xcode
Every single day when I'm frustrated by JS or any other code, in Atom or BBEdit, I stop for one second and consider that I'm not dealing with Xcode (link via @brentsimmons) anymore, and I just laugh. ?
Jeff Bezos Whole Foods
Legit email from Jeff Bezos
One correction: "Because I believe all Amazon employees should be free to cry at their doordesk no matter where that doordesk is located."
Icon Composer
So, Apple broke Icon Composer in some recent update. There is no designer replacement except command-line iconutil. WTF?!
And be sure to check out Apple's Developer portal which tells you Clash of Clans and search ads are the Best of 2017.
Installing
2 minutes left for the last 14 minutes real-time. Good job, Apple, install it.
