Category: music
Spoony Bard Monday Music
- Dragonborn Comes, by Malukah
- I Follow the Moon, by Malukah
- Rise from the Dark, by Malukah
- Elder Scrolls Online: Elsweyr, by Brad Derrick
- Elder Scrolls Online: Music of Tamriel vol. 2, by Brad Derrick
I don't even mind "Ragnar the Red" when Malukah sings it. I've routinely mass-murdered many of the out-of-tune bards and then all the patrons in taverns (in Skyrim; not yet in real life but don't press me!). One thing I hate in ESO is you can't kill bad bards. You can leave a tavern filled with corpses and necromantic minions, and the bard'll keep singing.
Halloween Thursday Music
- Halloween After Dark
- Halloween Screenfest
- Scary Halloween Stories: I didn't know there were this many spoken-word pieces on Apple Music!
Excellent suggestions from Apple Music. I sometimes wonder if there's anyone still there doing human-curated music, which was the whole selling point of Beats Music, and then run across something like this.
Where Did Music Go?
Listening to these performances from 1979, when I was a kid, and they sound so much better than anything new.
"A lot of you might not've heard it, because we've only just become fashionable."
—Lemmy, 1979, throwing all the shade at new-fans
It is very weird to me that there's been basically no new music made in the last 20 years. Some '80s-'90s bands keep truckin' along, Reznor, TOOL, and Mustaine still rock. We get some last-gasp geriatrics from Black Sabbath and Van Halen. There's like a half-dozen good new retro bands like Raveonettes, Within Temptation, Zeal & Ardour, BABYMETAL. A very few good new bands like Anamanaguchi; most chiptune is shit, but the 'guch are half rock 'n roll. I liked Slime Girls a few years ago, but that's trashy pop. Rock ain't dead but it's on life support. All the hardcore bands are gone. Rap is in a sad state when Snoop Dogg, bad joke of the '90s, is a top star of the present.
What are the kids listening to? Literally muzak, neutered Madonna imitators like Spears, Swift, and Gaga, and sucker MCs like Drake.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a cliché: Unfrozen caveman John Spartan doesn't like "mini-tunes" the kids listen to, put him back in the fridge. Middle-aged man wears black leather and wants the kids to scream into their speakers and mosh in a pit, and they dress like yuppies and want an early bedtime and quiet background noise.
Motörhead '79 Monday Music
- 1979, by Motörhead: Giant set of Overkill, Bomber, and live recordings and outtakes. The box is $175 or $300 for a deluxe set with a ridiculous set of goodies, so uh, probably gonna just stream this one.
Halloween Countdown Sunday Music
Odd film, but I love it. Halloween I & II completed the Michael Myers story. Then III was a totally new thing. The intent was to make an anthology series, but no, dumb people just wanted more of Michael; I think all subsequent "Halloween" films are irrelevant and stupid (OK, I do like the Rob Zombie movies). I was a spooky monster kid, but still wasn't allowed to watch the first two at the time of their release, but somehow H3 at 12 was OK. The soundtrack is one of Carpenter's better mood pieces, not as iconic or repetitive as the first two; people sometimes forget Carpenter's as much a musician as a filmmaker.
Plot & characters of the film remind me strongly of The Stuff, Phantasm (especially II-III), and Killer Klowns From Outer Space; losers struggling to expose some terrible danger to Humanity, mostly failing and running. That's what Lovecraft was on about, and how every Call of Cthulhu game should be, not gangsters throwing dynamite at Shoggoths, but truck drivers and kids running for their lives and coming across as crazy people to the useless pigs.
"And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking, it's almost time! Happy happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!"
Bonus:
Velvet Hammer Monday Music
- The Velvet Underground: 1969. I had "Some Kinda Love" rolling in my head when I woke up. That long guitar vamp/solo is gonna be in my head all day. Beats the day I had U2's "Bloody Sunday" in there.
- White Light/White Heat, by The Velvet Underground: 1968
- Country Life, by Roxy Music: 1974
- Avalon, by Roxy Music: 1981
Lester Bangs Sunday Music
So the playlist:
- Buy Contortions, by James Chance & The Contortions
- 8-Eyed Spy, by Lydia Lunch: Here's the "Diddy Wah Diddy" Lester's referencing. I've heard a lot of Lydia Lunch on various compilations, never really heard a whole album.
- Blank Generation, by Richard Hell & the Voidoids
- Old Wives Tale, by Exene Cervenka: Exene made a spoken-word poetry jam album with Lydia Lunch, which I can't find, this is more of a "real" album I think?
- Reggatta de Blanc, by The Police: The culmination of Lester's theory, inarguably the greatest band of all time.
So I was thinking about Lester Bangs, who basically taught me how to write with his reviews (which explains a lot, you know? I had higher ambitions but some rambling reviews with moments of clarity and profanity are what I can manage), then remembered Bruce Sterling wrote an alt-history biography "Dori Bangs" about him and Dori Seda hooking up, reread it. Fucking fantastic and a little heartbreaking, highly recommend it.
- Globalhead, by Bruce Sterling
- Dori Seda: I've read a few of her longer comics, never found Lonely Nights Comics (Stories to Read When the Couple Next Door is Fucking too Loud) anywhere.
Tech Noir Saturday Music
- Terminator soundtrack, by Brad Fiedel
- Terminator 2 soundtrack, by Brad Fiedel
- Who Made Who, by AC/DC: Soundtrack to Maximum Overdrive.
Styx famously sang:
"The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Machines to save our lives
Machines dehumanize"
But of course that wasn't the problem at all. People were the monsters all along. Machines only suck because people program them to suck.
The solution is clear.
Francopop Friday Music
- Mylène Farmer Live 2019: Good mix of songs from her recent albums, and the classic '80s ones.
- Ghosteen, by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds