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Corporate Horror Movies

The scariest monsters in our world are corporations. So I've picked out a series of horror movies about evil corporations, and rebellion or survival against them. No TV shows. No sequels (even if those explain more, like Cube).

All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say,
'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to
get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you
to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head
out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
ANYMORE!'
—Howard Beale, Network

Metropolis (1927)
Modern Times (1936)
Desk Set (1957)
Seconds (1966)
Soylent Green (1973)
Network (1976)
9 To 5 (1980)
Robocop (1987)
Falling Down (1993)
Clerks (1994)
Cube (1997)
Office Space (1999)
Fight Club (1999)
American Psycho (2000)
Resident Evil (2002)
Idiocracy (2006)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Lego Movie (2014)

Monsters! Monsters!

Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up.

Back in 1975, Tunnels & Trolls was the second RPG ever written. Space Gamer #2 has this:

T&T has a bunch of virtues, it's VERY simple, only uses 6-sided craps dice, it's very cheap, and it's less contradictory than D&D. By not trying to do everything, it succeeds at more.

In 1976, Rick Loomis' Buffalo Castle came out, introducing the world to solo adventure gamebooks! Years before "Pick Some Kinda Road" (lawsuit-happy owner) books.

Also in 1976, Monsters! Monsters! was unleashed on the world, turning the tables on those horrible adventurers and townsfolk, with playable monsters.

Many eons passed. T&T became the most popular soloing RPG, and a cult favorite for group play as well. It's always been my pick-up or teaching game, I can just bring out the City of Terrors pocket book, and have a full game and setting.

Often there were good mini-rules and adventures, in particular T&T Adventures Japan and the Beginner's Bundle, and the last edition, Deluxe Tunnels & Trolls and adventures updated for it.

More recently, Ken sold Tunnels & Trolls to a company which has done nothing much with what's left of Flying Buffalo. So he started focusing on the game he didn't sell: Monsters! Monsters!

In 2020, a new edition of Monsters! Monsters! came out, to go along with a new version of The Toughest Dungeon in the World (which assumes a Troll PC).

In 2022, Monsterary of Zimrala introduced a new setting, full of weirdo monsters.

And then in 2024, we got updated version of M!M! 2.7, and Steve Crompton's fantasy superhero/sexy times comics got a comic/sourcebook treatment, Cthulhu Crisis.

SO, that's what I'm gonna talk about here, the state of Tunneling & Trolling/Monstering Monstering these days.

Monsters! Monsters! site

Monsters! Monsters! 2.7

Cover is an arched portal, with monsters of all sorts coming thru. This works fine. The book is spiral-bound, on very heavy paper, which can be a little hard to flip thru but it's convenient at the table.

Ken promises a 3rd ed of M!M! will be more complete, but 2.7 is what we have now. It's fairly short, leads right into character creation by rolling stats (3d6 eight times as usual), picking species (no longer called Kindred) from Trolls (Forest or Jungle), Serpentmen, Uruks, Gremlins, or Zim (Zimralan Ogres). These have very simple stat modifications, not too far above Human.

Later in the book there's 28 Humanoids (Balrukh to Zombie), 22 Non-Humanoids (Basilisk to Unicorn), 26 Zimralan Humanoids (Bat Trolls to Zim), 7 Intelligent Demons (Anticorn to Xipe), all with typical T&T/M!M! stat multipliers and a special power! You can quickly get very powerful characters. Then another 78 non-statted monsters (they get one "Monster Rating" (MR) which serves as attack & defense!) for use as enemies. No playable Humans, Dwarfs, or Elfs!

Immediately drops into How To Do Combat, just 3 pages. It's a QUICK and EASY game. Every combatant rolls their weapon or monster dice, plus "combat adds" depending on stats, side with highest total inflicts the difference on the losers. There's a few specific rules for missiles, spells, armor, etc., but it's not meant to be hard or detailed, YOU invent the descriptions.

Saving Rolls (SR) are the main clever feature of all T&T/M!M! games, a roll directly against a stat, 2 dice, doubles add & roll over (DARO), plus stat score, target number is 20 at Level 1, +5 per Level. M!M! improves on previous editions by having a page explaining how to use Stunts, SRs in combat.

Chaos Factor is new, giving non-magic monsters a chance to adjust the dice. In my house rules, I require you to recharge your Chaos Factor with magic energy, Moon Crystals in Zimrala, but as written you can use it over and over, but only one monster per turn.

Adventure Points are experience. They're not well explained in 2.7, you SHOULD get them based on the MR/Level of defeated monsters, and a bunch of other things, but all that's listed is your SR rolls. More house rules time, which is fine, "make the game your own".

You directly spend AP to increase your stats, and your highest stat determines your Level, rather than saving AP up to Level, and maybe getting a +1 to something. Advancing your character is far more interesting in M!M! than that other game.

In even the first edition of T&T, there was a simple equipment list, then a VERY long detailed one with every historical & fantasy weapon & armor you'd want, with STR & DEX requirements, speical abilties, precise ranges… M!M! does not have this. It has a mini-rules level of items. Sure, many monsters don't use equipment, but it's still bad.

There's a very small list of 9 weapons for Egyptos (Humans brought from Earth). 11 weapons for the Zim, but they're massively overpowered (75d6 magic flint spear!). 20 Demon magic effects for weapons, which is helpful since T&T has never had a real magic weapon list. 3 special items for Dwarfs, a big table of generic guns, a few ray-guns for Curators and Advanced Humans.

Magic is next, with a reasonably good but low-Level spell list, 20 Level 1, 22 Level 2, 29 Level 3, 10 Level 4, 5 Level 5, 5 Level 6, 3 Level 7. As opposed to T&T, which had fewer spells, but went up to Level 17. I'm not thrilled that many of the spells got new names, or were pulled from Kindred-specific spellbooks, but that's more a matter of me relearning what's in there.

Monsters in Detail gives paragraph to quarter-page descriptions for dozens of monsters.

Ken St Andre has his own M!M! House Rules, because nobody plays any game the same way, including the authors. The really important one here is Spite Damage, which keeps combat from being a one-way death spiral.

There's a brief setting overview of Zimrala, two GM adventures of looting haunted, ruined towns. I must note a little indignantly that there's no scenario set up for invading a populated Human town and making off with their loot and pretty mates, or devouring people! That was the key attraction of M!M! 1st Ed, and it's still the most fun. Pretty obvious how to write it up, but the M!M! 1st Ed townsfolk table was more useful.

There's a Treasure Generator for coins & gems which has been in various T&T products for 40+ years.

An invitation to make new products for the M!M! system, a few of those have already come out.

★★★★½ - still needs a lot more equipment and more high-Level spells, but otherwise a kick-ass game. Usable as both a "normal" RPG or as a crazy monsters game.

Monsterary of Zimrala

Nearly the same cover as M!M!, but in a ruined temple and fewer monsters. As a bestiary, this is more fitting.

This world is connected to but not the same as the City of the Gods setting, where all the old pantheon gods ended up. There's a solo adventure, Mission for a Cat Goddess, where the goddess Sekhmet and Demi the Demoness ("Tenh-Mer") pull your character from wherever (Trollworld probably) to Zimrala.

The Zimrala setting is a typical giant continent with every terrain and culture mashed up. Perfectly serviceable as a gaming setting. The desert has been "invaded" by ancient Egyptians, in a colony of Sekh-Atem; there's a promise of a sourcebook but this hasn't come out yet. A long timeline for 28,000 years of prehistory. An excuse for Gristlegrim's Dwarfs to come to Zimrala. I really want a lot more setting, I'm spoiled maybe by DT&T's Trollworld chapter with multiple cities and a gazetteer in a bit more detail.

Magic on Zimrala is more interesting, adding Chaos Factor with a little better explanation. God Magic is divine intervention with no limits except GM caution. Demon Magic is always-on but a little more focused, 9 "Auras" of types of demons. Dwon (Demon Dwarfs) Magic is delusional religion, roll and see if your wish works. Moon Crystals can contain Wizardry power or specific spells or super-powerful effects, but also attract monsters called Etherdragons. Portals are all over Zimrala, leading to dimensions or into space!

Zimrala has 7 (or 8) moons, and most of these are habitable/explorable. There's not a lot of explanation in detail, but there is in Cthulhu Crisis.

Zimrala doesn't use coins, but gems, Amethysts are equivalent to GP or $, up to Moon Crystals worth $20,000.

So that's quite a lot, and only up to page 34! The majority of the book is bestiary, a page on Humans and near-Humans, animals, 68 monsters, 27 playable monsters, 6 demons, 12 demon monsters. These are often really weird and non-standard.

A short GM adventure/useful information site for monsters to explore.

And finally the Mini-Rules, just enough M!M! to be playable with this book alone.

★★★★☆ - great bestiary, very minimal as a setting book.

Humans! Humans!

Cover has scary humanoids, maybe Humans, Elfs, Dwarfs, and a Wizzard, busting into a nice safe dungeon, with the comic book characters pasted in front. Unimpressed.

One would hope this is the things monsters are scared of. It is instead more of a book for running Human & friendly PCs.

The book's pretty thin. Starting player & GM advice for surviving and not TPKing when facing the giant monsters of Zimrala as a squishy little Human. I'd just suggest not being one!

Humans, Dwarfs/Dwon (Demon Dwarfs), and Moon Elfs (ugh Warcraft) get stat multipliers, Professions, Skills, and 1 in 6 get Special Abilities. That's OK, mostly brings them up to monster power level. There's no stats for Fairies, Leprechauns, and "Hobbs", classic T&T kindred, and I kinda miss the first two.

Professions and Skills overlap a lot, but the Profession doesn't provide any fixed game benefit. Skills replace Talents, and have a Level, adding to Saving Rolls. Special abilities are somewhat rare, and range from Eagle Eyes to Divine Intervention, specific mechanics aren't given for everything but you can add to SRs also.

The Elven & Dwarfen Professions, Skills, & Abilities are each different.

Human Vampire & Avatar rules are also printed in the comics which they're based on. Vampires are fairly weak but are nearly impossible to kill permanently. Ken gives them 1 stat point per 100 years, to make 3000-year-old Vampirooni from the comics not be super-powerful. I'd do d6 x 100 years, and 5 stat points per century.

Avatars may be divinely-blessed like Erika Amerika or magic artifacts like Tessa Ract. It's purely up to the G.M. to decide what abilities these get.

But then there's 5 pages of equipment reprinted from M!M!, NOT new weapon charts, which would actually be useful.

★★★½☆ - does what you need for filling out Humans in M!M!, but I'm unimpressed by the Avatars, and the equipment repeat made me 🙁

Cthulhu Crisis, Vampirooni's Crisis

So, Steve Crompton and the late Randy Vogel had been writing these Vampirooni (Vampirella knockoff), Demi the Demoness (succubus), Erika Amerika (super-powered reincarnating Native American girl), and Kitt-Ra (Sekhmet's four-tittied cat goddess avatar) softcore porn comics for a long time. Which I often find this kind of thing entertaining, I'm a Richard Corben, Vaughn Bode, Robert Crumb, etc. kind of sleazy Zap Comix kinda guy.

The Crisis comics start on Earth present & near future, Tessa Ract (get it tesseract), and an evil vampire from ancient Egypt, a Moth Girl and Squid Schoolgirl working for the Yellow Wizard Hastur, who colludes with Cthulhu, wreck their days. There's a dumpster full of dead ninjas, the god Set, spaceships, and a skull asteroid base.

On the one hand again this is generally my jam in comics, but as M!M! sourcebook it's really not at all what I do. Some parts are useful, each issue has a mini-GM adventure/location. None are related to Zimrala, and only a bit to City of the Gods. But I'm sure not putting Vampi in my games.

★★★★☆ style but ★★☆☆☆ utility.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Grab a bowl full of sugary cereal, and sit down to veg your brain out to heroic cartoons of the '60s to early '90s!

Book Report: Making of Original Dungeons & Dragons, Part II

Part I

Part II: 1973 Draft of Dungeons & Dragons

In which letters show Dave Arneson running Blackmoor for the Lake Geneva mob, and they set up their campign, with more areas taken from the Great Kingdom map. Interestingly the Grand Duchy of Urnst, south of Nyr Div lake, is full of dinosaurs and prehistoric mammals; Keoland, at this time much closer, not across the Wooly Bay and mountains, has Martian Thoats, Apts, etc. By the time of World of Greyhawk (1983), all traces of weird stuff has been erased, the encounter tables are all Knight, Pilgrim, Men, Men, Men; tho Blackmoor's table shows Gibberling, Quaggoth, Qullan, and Ice Troll encounters, at least.

Gygax's later implausible story in Dragon #7 (July 1977) is that Arneson "contributed" 18 pages of notes and ran "variant CHAINMAIL", while he heroically typed 300 manuscript pages.

I've gone over the draft D&D rules some when the Arneson v. Gygax court case document came out, and we have handwritten parts from Arneson, and typewritten draft from Gygax, which had this bon mot:

Introduction: This is where Gary editorializes and tells neat stories
as much as his little heart desires and if he wants to use the extra
pages. A rule book is a rule book not a novel.
—Dave Arneson

Stats are at this time GP (the rule doesn't say to x10, but the examples do), Intelligence, Cunning (Wisdom), Strength, Health, Appearance (Charisma). Cleric level titles are Acolyte, Friar (Adept), Village Priest, Priest (Vicar), Vicar (Curate), Curë (Bishop), Abbë (Lama), Patriarch. These have long been contentious, and obsolete, since no recent game has level titles, but the originals are MUCH better than the renamed ones. Lama? Magic-User they got right from the start, Fighter swapped Warrior (2) for Swordsman (3), and again I think the original is better.

Equipment lists "Zilidar" (200 GP) under Draft Horse, Small Thoat (400 GP), Large Thoat (1000 GP), Pegasus (2000), Hippogriff (3000 GP), Griffon[sic, "Gryphon"] (9000 GP), Roc (5000 GP), Thoat Saddle (25 GP), Hippogriff/Pegasus Saddle (15 GP), Roc/Griffon[sic] Saddle (50 GP), Thoat-Sized Saddle Bags (15 GP), Light Rations -1 on "Strength" after 1 week (2 GP/week).

Missing are the Iron Rations, Silver-Tipped Arrow, Mule, 10' Pole (!!!), Flask of Oil, and all the herbs & vampire-killing gear. Clearly wilderness adventures were the more significant part of the game at this time.

The preposterous prices for armor are there from the beginning: Leather (15 GP), Chain-Type[sic] Mail (25 GP), Plate Mail[sic] (50 GP), Helmet (5 GP), Shield (5 GP); latter two doubled in price. In more realistic historical records, Chain should be at least 75 GP, and Plate as much as 200-300 GP. Also all prices should be silver standard instead, but that's the least of our problems. Armor beyond Jack (not here represented) was for knights with a much higher economy than the peasantry, but everyone's rich in D&D.

NPCs are at this time "NON-REAL PLAYERS". Rules for hiring & retaining monsters are simpler, they abandon post as you spend time away from your castle. Henchmen can be hired for 100 GP/Level up to Level 3 Swordsman.

High-Level benefits are much more clearly explained, published OD&D simplified this to nonsense to save half a page. Notably:

When players reach the top of their class the referee should award
EP's at a rate of 1 for 3 to 1 for 10 or worse, depending on the
circumstances.

Thus resolving the high-Level Dwarf problem.

Many adventuring parts were later moved to Book III, notably the MONSTER DETERMINATION & LEVEL MATRIX which has killed so many with the 1/6 4 HD, 1/6 3 HD which can appear on dungeon Level 1. The monster tables are odd, Level 1 is just missing Skeletons & Spiders. Level 2 has extra Skeletons, Spiders, Giant Ants, Anti-Warrior (F 2, but struck out?). Level 3 has Thaumaturgists (M-U 5!), Anti-Warrior (F 2), Wight, and Giant Hogs, Toads, Crabs. I can't make sense of the original ecology, but published isn't better.

HITS AND RECOVERY: An actual explanation of damage, instead of a passing reference in Book III, and the healing rate is 2 HP/day, instead of 1/2 like published.

SCORING HITS: An actual system was presented, and completely cut from published.

Generally CHAINMAIL rules will apply as modified by the following:

Men vs. Men: If there are small numbers Fighting it will be most
interesting to use the Man-to-Man Melee Table. If large numbers are
fighting the Combat Table based on a troop ratio of 1:20 should be
used.

Men vs. Fantasy Figures: It is suggested that the 1:20 Combat Tables
be used, with men scoring 1 hit point when they hit and fantasy
figures scoring hits equal to a die roll (1-6). Of course, some
fantasy figures cannot be hit by normal men, and no hit points will be
scored against them. (See the Fantasy vs. Fantasy section below.)

Fantasy vs. Fantasy: Because of the vast number of fantastic creatures
and levels of men, a matrix to show hits is totally impractical (we
know because we tried, but with 70 or more categories it becomes too
unwieldy to handle). We therefore recommend that a system utilizing a
20-sided die (increments of 5%) be adopted. The basis for this will be
the assumption that a man will require e score of 19 (90%) or better
hit an opponent in plate mail and shield. Armor Classes will be given
in such a vey as to indicate their efficiency, viz, deduct their
number from 20, and the base number to hit them is obtained. Thus,
Plate mail and shield is "Class 2" and 2 - 20 = 18 [sic]. Each fantasy
figure is listed below, giving its base Armor Class (along with
various other data regarding it). Armer Class and what scores the
various levels of Fighting Men need to score a hit are:

Then a to-hit table which is literally just THACO 21 - Fighter Level; a 4th Level Hero would be THACO 17, AC 2 is 15+, AC 9 is 8+. Only levels 1-9 are shown, presuming you can follow a pattern of "-1 per Level". It does not have the weird gaps and level ranges for each class.

Magic-Users and Clerics have overly complex conversions, but essentially get competent at the Hero-1 level, Enchanter for M-U, Curë for Cleric.

As has been previously mentioned in interviews, Arneson increased defensive abilities by level, not so much the HP, but Gygax was doing both. Eventually this got deleted.

All men (Fighters, Magic—Users, & Clerics) add +1 to their Armor Class
when they attain the level of or equal to 4th level Fighting Man (Hero
and Abbë and Warlock in the other classes). 8th level Fighters
(Superheroes) add another +1 (as do 12th level Magic-Users and 10th
level Clerics). Only fighting men will continue to add to their
defensive capabilities, with +1's being awarded at the 12th and 16th
levels.

That certainly changes things. You can either be untouchable to greater HD monsters, or strip down to a lighter load and keep the same AC, a Superhero in Chain being as good as a mook in Plate.

Monster list (moved to Book II) and castle encounters (Book III) are apparently unchanged. Wilderness encounters are mostly the same, but annotations in here for Optional Dinosaur Swamps of results 9-12 Crocodiles to Snakes were not included in published, making that terrain very very dangerous.

PRIZE MATRIX: aka Treasure Types. Type A (Men) is fairly different, having prisoners 2/10 men for land & water, 1/20 men for desert, higher chances of loot it seems. Wow, Bandits & Brigands have 1d6 x 10 GP for each man. I'm fine with the 50%: 2-12000 GP in lair, but singles having 1/3 starting gold is crazy.

There are only Types A-H listed, published added Type I for Rocs only. Otherwise they seem similar. I should do some number-crunching, and also compare First Fantasy Campaign, see how the values line up.

Hrmn. Fighting experience is 100 EP x HD, and OSR loot GP is typically 1-4x fighting EP. So maybe the Bandits aren't as off as I think, I just don't see coins on each monster that often.

THE UPPER WORLD: An entire section on overworld adventuring not included in published, tho bits appear in OTHER WORLDS in Book III.

For example, there can be "gates" through which the players will enter
into the primordial past, the world of Barsoom, Lankhmar, or a
fantastical moon peopled by whatever creatures you desire.

Finally, there is the natural rivalry among players themselves. When
they attain the top rank of their various classes they must choose
domains in which to build their castles and live. This will result in
warfare between players, and usually such battles will provide the
most exciting table top play.

Endgame of Dungeons & Dragons is PVP mass warfare!

SPECIAL CONSTRUCTION AND EQUIPMENT COSTS: naturally follows, instead of just being a weird "why are there castle building costs?"

I will note that Arneson had a lot, A LOT, of Gor fanfic shit in First Fantasy Campaign, but it was mostly scrubbed from published D&D. But in this draft, there's still hireling costs for Female Slave (100-600 GP Initial Cost), Male Slave (200-400 GP), and Barony investments: Slave Dealing. It's not elaborated on, but Dave wrote this, Gary typed it up, and it made it thru multiple drafts before someone told them to stop.

MOVEMENT IN THE UPPER WORLD: Gives hexes per day (a wilderness "turn"), modified by the Outdoor Survival rules. Hope you have those handy! … The earlier reprint of 3 pages does not include this essential table, here it is from Outdoor Survival at Boardgame Geek

Some of the cut parts are so essential, I don't understand how D&D got published in this state. I'd previously assumed it was just "we knew this in play but didn't write it down", but they DID write it down.

And that brings me to the end of the first half of the draft. The rest is "Explanation of…"

Book Report: Making of Original Dungeons & Dragons

This is an expensive, enormous, gigantic, medieval scribe sized tome, absurdly heavy and dense, thick, glossy paper, color print. Almost 5cm thick, does about d6+2 damage in mêlée, with 4 colored ribbon placeholders. Each section has a colored bottom border. Blank spaces are often filled with hex or grid patterns, bits of text, pictures of more polearms (goddamnit, Gary), and blood spatters(?).

The majority of the book is reproductions of various drafts & old editions, with some commentary between. The repros are often sepia-toned, not always easy to read, but more readable than available scans. For research into Blackmoor and OD&D, these are invaluable, they're amazing to finally have in a permanent form.

If you care at all about this, the book's the best value ever. If you want a playable thing, this is not it.

I'm going to dive fairly deep into it for some parts, more or less skim others, in multiple posts.

Bonus

The blurb sheet (inside the shrink wrap, but not the dust cover) on the back side is the classic terrible character sheet from 1976, in shiny goldenrod. They sold these in packs of 28(?), for $3-5, when photocopies would cost 5¢/page? TSR never let quality stop them from making a buck!

Preface

by Jason Tondro ("Senior Designer on D&D", formerly at Paizo; someone check to see if he's been fired from Hasbro yet)

The early rules for D&D are important and incredibly influential, but
they're also confusing and even contradictory; that's how we've left
them. We don't encourage you to try to play 1974 D&D from these pages!
(If you want to try, Wizards of the Coast has edited and republished
the original Dungeons & Dragons "white box" in both physical and
digital formats. These reprints incorporate errata from later
printings of the game.)

Don't play! But spend more money!

This book presents D&D as it was first imagined, warts and all. What
sort of warts are we talking about? One example is including creatures
from other intellectual properties, such as J. R. R. Tolkien's
Middle-earth, without permission; in later printings of D&D, balrogs,
hobbits, and ents were renamed balors, halflings, and treants to avoid
these copyright issues.

OH NO not foreign "IP" used fairly. Only a grifting corporation considers that a wart, instead of just everyone sharing world culture.

Some apologia for the indelicate language of the original games. Which is true somewhat, but excessively overstated here. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in OD&D about "old, fat, not conventionally attractive, indigenous, Black, or a woman" (as he puts it). I want to dissect that a moment. There's no age or weight categories in OD&D. Witches perhaps won't kidnap you if you have low Charisma. There's no Human ethnic groups mentioned except Dervishes, which are regional not ethnic. Strength limitations on women first appear in AD&D 1E; "Fighting Men" is common language for 1970s, a callback to John Carter from 1910s, but not the inclusive term we'd use now.

Foreword

by Jon Peterson (noted RPG historian)

Discussion of the production process, how he selected material.

Readers may note that more material of Gygax's is reproduced in this
volume than of Arneson's. Gygax was quite a prolific writer and
necessarily left a longer paper trail of his activities in the
original D&D period. The collaboration between the pair of them was
not entirely a happy one even before Dungeons & Dragons was published,
and assessing which one of them contributed a given idea can be
challenging. Certain early documents relating to Blackmoor were
published by Judges Guild in The First Fantasy Campaign (1977), though
it also anthologizes material created after the 1974 publication of
the original Dungeons & Dragons boxed set with little signposting to
date the age of respective passages. Those documents aren't included
here, though this book summarizes their contents where necessary.

Precursors

A brief pre-D&D history, with "Grayte Wourmes" dragon ecology articles by Gary Gygax, from 1969-1970. These ended up in parts in the Dragon monster entries. These are from Thangordrim, a Diplomacy fantasy variant newsletter; not much time is spent explaining this.

At the time, the way you played Diplomacy was either in person with friends who would soon be enemies, or by mail through newsletters. Send in your turns, wait 1-4 weeks, get results back. You had phone numbers & addresses of other players, so you could negotiate out of band, or could include some text with your turns for all to see. These were typically cheap, run at cost per turn, but Thang seems to have been $3-4 per "game".

Amusingly, Knights of the Dinner Table a couple years back had a storyline where Waco Bob of Hard 8 was still running his 1970s play-by-mail game, on company photocopiers. Manual processing turns every couple weeks. Good man.

Chainmail Fantasy Supplement

Reproduction of the latter half of 2nd Ed, with notes about where spells/powers entered Blackmoor, slightly annoyingly doesn't include the main Chainmail rules, which resolve some problems of OD&D.

Notably armor is listed in classes, numbered ascending:

No armor
Leather or padded armor
Shield only
Leather armor + shield
Chain, banded, studded, or splint mail
Chain mail + Shield, Chain +
Plate armor
Plate armor and shield
Horse, No armor
Horse, Barded

Versus OD&D's Attack Matrix I, annoying descending order, loses the alternatives to Chain, and Shield is reduced in value with Leather from +2 to +1.

2. Plate Armor & Shield
3. Plate Armor
4. Chain Mail & Shield
5. Chain Mail
6. Leather & Shield
7. Leather Armor
8. Shield Only
9. No Armor or Shield

If I were a little more bored, I'd compare the statistical chance to hit from 2d6 in Chainmail to d20 in OD&D, and I suspect there'd be some real anamolies.

Gygax on Armor

An essay on ancient to medieval armor, but he was apparently unaware of Roman Lorica Squamata (Scale) and Lorica Segmentata (Banded) actually existing, and he thought Splinted (Brigandine) had the metal on the outside, actually describing Scale; real-world Brigandine (aka Jack of Plate, or "Studded Leather Armor" which never existed) was small plates sandwiched between leather or cloth.

Anyway, this essay, and the Domesday Book, reveals mostly the encyclopedia-based errors that crept into D&D's armor systems. He has a bibliography at the end, but did he read these, or were they as erroneous?

Arneson's Medieval Braunstein

There will be a medevil[sic] "BRAUNSTEIN" April 17, 1970 at the home
of David Arneson from 1300 hrs to 2400 hrs with refreshments being
available on the usual basis. Players may come at any time and any
number are welcome to attend what should prove to be an exciting time.
It will feature mythical creatures and a Poker game under the Troll's
bridge between sunup and sundown.

Following is Arneson's May 1972 Corner of the Table (Midwest Military Simulation Association newsletter) reports on Blackmoor, including events in the dungeon, perhaps the first reference. Towns being burned down, town misadventures with hobbits, "Blue" Bill, and a miscreant priest who spends money on tavern wenches.

They were literally playing the same game we do now, which we knew from First Fantasy Campaign (1980), but the dates of the events in there weren't established; now we know it dates back to 1970-2. I need to find more complete archives of Corner.

Pete Gaylord's 1972-3 Wizard of the Woods character sheet shows increasing Level (7 to 8), weapons skills per Chainmail but individually rolled or modified (he's better at Mace, worse at Dagger), and "Personality" stats, Brains, Looks, Health, Strength, Cunning were the 5 main stats before SIWDCCh; originally 2d6 but since updated on the sheet to 3d6. Also has Credability[sic], Sex, Courage, Horsemanship, Woodsmanship, Leadership, Flying (for Gaylord has a dragon), Seamanship; these all rolled 2d6.

Notice that most of these don't have character names; they're usually referred to by the player's name, or a nickname ("Great Svenny" for Svenson), even "Mello the Hobbit" is Mel Johnson. This may be a newsletter quirk, or really they didn't use character names? Type summaries are given as "Dale Nelson (Hero-Magic Weapon)" or "Wesely (Super-Hero-Magic Wapon-Level I Wizard-Super War Horse)". We know Hero = Fighter Level 4, Super-Hero = Fighter Level 8, but the correspondence of Wizard Levels I don't know.

There are roles for everyone and should one suddenly depart
Blackmoor's veil[sic] of tears a new role awaits for you immediately. There
isn't a single player in the Blackmoor Bunch that hasn't had at least
half a dozen lives so don't get depressed if a Dragon steps on you the
firts time you participate it isn't the first time, or the last that
it has happned[sic].

As to CHAINMAIL modifications they were fairly minor and the big
change was laying out the DUNGEON for explorations and the like
combined with a maze which you have to map as you go along, thus
offering the possibility of getting lost.

Outdoor Survival

Reprints only the map, Life Levels, and Wilderness Encounter matrix. I think the mechanics of this game are more deserving of study, since they also directly influenced D&D's wilderness movement rules.

Thus ends Part I: Precursors.

What I'm Watching: Godzilla Minus One

Finally out on Netflix (along with most Godzilla films).

G-1 follows the style of GMK and Shin Godzilla by only admitting to the events of Gojira (1954), in this case by being set in 1945-1947.

Failed kamikaze pilot Shikishima watches an island base (a hut and a few engineers) be destroyed by T-Rex-like baby Godzilla. Returning to the ruins of Tokyo, everyone he knew is gone, so he takes in a couple strays. As with most Godzilla movies, the Human story is the least engaging for me, certainly not helped by Noriko being a cipher (stoic Japanese) and Akiko being nonverbal, so we have only pilot's rare nightmares to get inside his head.

He finds work on a minesweeper crew, who have somewhat more personality, and he's productive until they meet the upgraded Godzilla, post Bikini Atoll.

The Godzilla design is fine, perhaps too much spiky, pebbly, obviously CGI-greebled skin. When damaged, it heals back into place, maybe in a different pattern? But you can't tell. I find the texture a little creepy and unsolid; the suits allowed physical changes and movements but remained the same, while the CGI cartoons are all fluid. The head has a reptile/cat look more like the Legendary movies, and the tail/back spines pop up like control rods in a nuclear reactor when he's heating up for a shot. After the nuclear breath, Godzilla's charred, face & chest burned down a significant amount, and takes time to regenerate. That part I like, it's clearly painful to fire it, and takes time, so there's more fighting and mugging for the camera.

The city battles have some real physicality to them, and several callbacks to 1954, but a couple of escapes, close calls, and people who are obviously ready to be stepped on, and then camera pulls back, are not quite as hardcore as Anno Hideaki's Shin Godzilla. Godzilla routinely picks people up in his mouth, and throws them; they're not chewed into pieces or anything. On par with Pacific Rim, and tougher than Legendary's PG-rated adventures.

There's long stretches on ships, and the water does not move well, but it's no worse than the scale-model boats in early movies.

Soundtrack noticeably is pretty weak, and then will have an Ifukube Akira inspired bit which stands out so much.

Japan's postwar government is useless, General MacArthur has Soviet problems, so the citizens of Japan with some decommissioned hardware have to handle Godzilla: A few destroyers with no guns, a prototype fighter, and Doctor Not Serizawa's fairly ridiculous tech weapon. It's a pretty entertaining bad plan, and as long as you don't read some German text you'll have a couple of surprises.

It's a fine Godzilla movie, ★★★★½

I'd rank the best ones now:

Godzilla (1954)
GMK (Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack, 2001)
Shin Godzilla (2016)
Godzilla Minus One (2023)
Godzilla Singular Point (2021)

Manga Recommendations

Serious:

Akira: Biker punks vs psychics in post-apocalyptic Neo-Tokyo. Fantastic cyberpunk art.
Black Magic, Dominion, Appleseed, Ghost in the Shell, Orion: Shirow Masamune's meditations on AI control of unworthy Humanity.
BLAME!: City grows out of control, a killer boy with a gravity gun blows up everything, searching for someone who can use a computer.
Hotel Harbour View: One of the most beautiful and tragic things I've ever read.

Pulp:

City Hunter: Obnoxious, sexist gunman romances & murders his way through bodyguard or assassin missions. Occasionally heartbreaking.
Death Note: I know you think you know what I think I know, but really… tries so hard to be serious about the premise it almost wraps around to comedy. I like Ruk just eating apples, watching the Humans spread death and chaos.
Dungeon Meshi ("Delicious in Dungeon"): The best work on dungeon ecology & cuisine ever published.

Goofy:

Dan Machi ("Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?"): LOVE, but mostly practical ideas for how an eternal mega-dungeon can work, dungeon economy, guilds built around gods.
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Is it even insanity if reality obeys your whims?
That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Slime: Overpowered fanservice fantasy, but the monsters are people, and thinks clearly about what they want.
Urusei Yatsura: LOVE. Well, obsession and perversion, which is much the same thing. And space aliens as mythology.
Yuru Camp∆: Just meditative camping in slightly civilized wilderness.

What:

This was a fedi post, but I want it in a more permanent place, and I've added a couple more. I'm open to suggestions, but I have zero interest in shonen fighting manga, nor most romance. Horror works OK, but I prefer that as anime or live movies. Aria and Girls Frontline are on my to-read list, I've seen a couple GF anime eps, but I dunno yet.